mh+, shitty coworker, "science" pooptoot
TL:DR; I've scientifically proven that gayness is transmitted via photons of light that have, at some point in time, come in contact with a gay person. Therefore, looking at a gay person turns you gay.
Wore my new pronoun pin to work. It's definitely visible. 65% certain "Patriarchy" saw it, too, so I'm looking forward to a vague tweet by him in the near future.
Can't be certain he saw it, since I try not to look at him, but during one pass on my way back from the kitchen, I could've sworn he looked at me, then hastily averted his gaze. As though the mere act of viewing my mortal shell would immediately and irrevocably tarnish his soul and bar him entry into Heaven.
Actual team members, however, noticed and were cool with it. This might've been the first time they corrected on gendered nouns as well ("man" vs "person", etc). 'Twas an above average day.