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oh yeah emi wanted me to make a little intro
im B im 3000 years old in a 33 year old body in a 24 year old body (this one)
i use any pronouns though my systemmates usually use he/him but i sincerely dont care
i just want everyone here to do what theyre supposed to

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our management consists of a gay trans man shapeshifter cat, a cis lesbean, and the vague agender concept of darkness

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A small personal introduction: my name is Emi, I'm 21, the local sword lesbian, and I love my girlfriend. :blushing: :heart_eyes: -Emi

Fix something small that gets in your way. Sew on a button, clean a grimy keyboard.

heh, that's cute, your shirt says fbi.. female body inspector.. well get this: I'm female woman respecter..

Therapy talk, a little - 

When you're a secret cat: anyanymous

When you're a secret mouse: anonymouse

I shouldn't have to shower, G-d should just clean me for free. :/

somebody once told me
you're gonna wake up hungry
don't eat the plums i left in the fridge

in the morning i was dumb
and my tongue was kinda numb
so i foraged around for some breakfast

well the plums start coming and they don't stop coming
once you eat one you just can't stop plumming
don't stop to think till they're all gone
i think oh shit you've done it now shaun
so much to eat so much to chow
why did i go for the plums now
i'd better leave a good note
so here's the thing that i wrote

@phooky hey now
you're awake now
bet you want plums
well, they
hey now
they're all gone now
I ate all them
and all of them were so good
I hope you forgive me
(they were cold)

We move in under a month to go back to college, we hate moving. :ms_awoo:

just went to a mensa meeting but all we did was watch rick and morty

Oh man it's been a hot second before we've been on here huh

parody comic i drew of two systemmates in that what baby comic originally about the great gatsby 

we really have no interesting updates
weve been working though the last week weve been on vacation
but we came back yesterday and have been working through the weekend
we registered for our one uni class and now we just need to find somewhere to live before August
not bad but very stressful
we still dont feel ready to go back and then finish and get a job hopefully in cyber security
we definitely dont feel capable enough like mental and physical illness didnt rob us of our work and time even if we have the degree on paper
just stressful

Change can be hard. Taking care of yourself is a change that's worth the work.


i want to be impeccably preserved through entirely natural and accidental means

Weary traveler, feel free to rest at my fire before you journey to the posts below


being gay and going around doing crimes is literally the ideal date, prove me wrong

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