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introductions meta 

Re-doing our introductions because we can no longer pin everyone’s.

All introduction posts will be replies to this one.

bad tech joke 

Now we want to do one about aslr and our kind of dyslexia, which is called lrs in german but we don’t know how exactly to write it

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bad tech joke 

What are Syd‘s favorite security vulns?

Arbitrary code executions.


Because they’re ace.

bug in a thing I wrote 

This might be one of the more amusing bugs I’ve caused.

Please don’t call me 2 or 0.


coding, sleep, imposter syndrome 

Next time imposter syndrome shows up I’ll tell it that most people who suck at their jobs don’t spend their vacation staying up way too long, doing the same bloody thing that they do at work.

It‘s not gonna go away because of that but it’s worth a try.

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coding, sleep 

5am and I’ve actually finished refactoring the code of my telegram bot.

Time to build a shitty templating engine to be able to share profiles with people without using telegram... or.. you know.. just go to bed -s


This project makes me write weird classes -s


Finished writing a telegram bot to quickly allow us to share profiles/ a list of suffixes etc

Well, you’re never truly finished writing a piece of software but it mostly works now.

Once the code is clean we‘ll open source it so maybe others who are interested can use it as well..

Wow.. that was a lot of delete and redrafts .-.



Last time we saw our grandmother she told us to „stay a nice boy“ and.. wow, we’ve got news for her.

We didn’t do any of these things.

We never were singular.
Parts of us aren’t nice.
We never were a boy.

Our brother calls us „Jen“ and it’s funny because Syd likes that nickname a lot more than Jenny does

bad pol joke 

What differentiates my head from a regular antifascist plenum?

When new people show up, they tend to stay

Still don’t know who of us most commonly fronts while we’re working.

I guess it also depends on mindset a lot.

I think syd might be the only one capable of hyperfocus so there’s that.

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Me: wow, it’s weird to look at the notes I took while working just a week ago. It feels like a totally different person wrote them
Also me: wait... it’s extremely likely that a totally different person _did_ write them

vague generalization of our experience 

Sometimes the children in our heads are the ones who act the most adult.

Sometimes they keep hitting metallic things while yelling that they want a reptile.

Sometimes both.

Someone: „I want $verySpecificThing“
Me: (internally) $verySpecific thing is like the one thing I’m good at
Also me: *too scared to reply

This has happened multiple times now..

introductions jenny, kink adjacent 

I‘m Jenny, the host of the system.

I try to reduce harm in the world with most of my actions. As the host, lots of stuff that I thought was my personality is actually part of someone else so it’s kind of difficult to describe myself. I am certainly a person though.

I wish to be small and cute and can be pretty subby when I really trust someone.

My pronouns are nin/nins and I will sign my posts with -j

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introductions Syd, sex mention 

I‘m Syd, I am so original, I named myself after every single non binary person in popular media. I try to be the cool, invulnerable one but I seem to fail miserably at that.

I’m pretty sex repulsed so please don’t mention that without a cn (so that someone else can front and react) near me.

I‘m some kind of a genderfluid and my pronouns are they/them. My posts will be signed with -s

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introductions Lenia, kink adjacent 

My name‘s Lenia and I am one of the older people in this system.

I even showed myself when the body was still a teen but ended up hiding away after a breakup with another headmate (yeah, we used to date inside this head before even knowing we’re plural)

My personality was mostly interpreted as part of jenny, which is why I was able to hide a bit longer than others and while I am similar to jenny, while nin‘s a sub I’m not .-.

My pronouns are she/ her and I’ll sign posts with -L

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introductions Michelle, trauma 

I‘m Michelle and... this is difficult.

I’m the "inner child" of this system and not very vocal since I am the one who seems to be dealing with most of our traumatic experiences.

When I front I either hide away, screw up conversations or go into shutdown, which is unfortunate.

While I do love cuddling with the right people, I usually hate touch, even from one of our partners.

My pronouns are she/her and, I’ll sign my posts with with -m

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introductions, the whole system 

The overall system is, for lack of a better name, called "the plenum".

Most of the stuff the system says or does comes from us. Basically everything that two or more people want or decide on together.

Because we want everyone to be heard, we’re not a democratic plenum and may come off as moody sometimes when different people get more of a say than usually.

We’re very queer and very leftist.

Pronouns are they/them.

Posts made by us will not be signed in any specific way.

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