*opens a little convenience store next to plural.cafe where we sell illegal flavored vape juice and weird versions of stuff you have at home but from other countries*

A cat wanders around the store. It frequently disappears into a back room you can't find.

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We don't make people pay for anything but, like, if you can afford it throw us some change, dude. We've got to feed the cat.

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It's one of those convenience stores that does everything, too. Ty sits on his laptop all day learning how to do everything from copying keys to adding notches on your belt. We don't cash checks, though, because we won't deal with banks.

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We have a public bathroom. It's gender neutral. You don't have to pay to use it but the ones at the cafe are probably better.

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We have arcade machines against the back wall. We have most of the high scores.

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We play Lofi beats in the store all day unless we're cleaning, in which case we blast metal music. We put up a sign warning customers in this case and suggest they come back in an hour.

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Loud heavy metal music 

@teatime

Come back at XX:XX if sensitive to loud music

re: Loud heavy metal music 

@nebula Considerate!

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