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Multiplicity May, 3 brain theory 

something i've been working on for awhile

brain 1: crappy impulses
brain 2: No! judgmental
brain 3: analytical

they fire in that order, the thoughts

i logged more than that at one point, named them all like snow white's dwarfs, back when i was trying to be clever and amusing and like a brand or whatever

trolls, parents, negative but funny (to me anyway) 

🖼I of course don't remember the actual incident in question at all other than that shit like that seemed to happen to me all the time for a little while there.

That was a really fun and eye opening phase.

Multiplicity May, 3 brain theory 

something i've been working on for awhile

brain 1: crappy impulses
brain 2: No! judgmental
brain 3: analytical

they fire in that order, the thoughts

i logged more than that at one point, named them all like snow white's dwarfs, back when i was trying to be clever and amusing and like a brand or whatever

if you can't be nonhierarchical with the other people in your head then well

i get it. it's hard. but it's worth trying, and it doesn't invalidate your anti-hierarchical politics if you fail sometimes

:ms_stick_out_tongue:​ --devin

frogs are an enby thing because they are amphibious, at home on land and in water, violating boundaries

mh, unhealthy family dynamics 

Remember when you could just make a handmade card and it was like, totally appropriate? What ever happened to that?

Pro tip:
If you like "women's" pants but hate not having pockets, find you a local seamstress/tailor. For what might be a surprisingly low price, they can add or improve existing pockets and can measure your phone to make sure it will fit. No joke. I'm taking jeans in when everything calms down. And actually, I think we bought these in the men's section but I can't remember. I can barely tell our clothes apart anymore. What is gender?

If you're happy and you know it, overthink
If you're happy and you know it, overthink
If you're happy and you know it, just give your brain a chance to blow it
If you're happy and you know it, overthink
(We stole this from somewhere, I'm pretty sure)

covid-19 pro-tip, food 

first off, this is fediverse-only so keep schtum, don't want this spreading to the muggles

With bags of flour in shops being a distant memory, here's a tip

Get bags of oats. I know this sounds like a fedi meme but seriously, oats

Put 'em in a food processor/blender/mortar and pestle/rub 'em between two rocks and you get oat flour

You can use that to bake stuff

It's also gluten-free if that matters to you

Yeah, well if employment was so great how come there isn't an employment 2?

yelling at rich people to "go back to where they came from" based on where they keep their overseas bank accounts

covid, transphobia, panama 

Panama: Set Transgender-Sensitive Quarantine Guidelines | Human Rights Watch
hrw.org/news/2020/04/23/panama

"On April 1, Panama put into effect a gender-based quarantine schedule in response to Covid-19, requiring women and men to remain quarantined on alternate days. However, transgender people are being singled out for profiling by police and private security guards and in some cases have been arrested and fined or prevented from buying essential goods. This is happening regardless of whether they attempt to follow quarantine measures based on the sex marker on their ID or do so based on their gender identity.”

The Library of Congress has announced Citizen DJ, a huge online repository of 100 years' worth of public domain and open access music clips intended to be remixed in new hiphop music.

citizendj.labs.loc.gov.s3-webs

You can search the repository by sound/metadata, mix new tracks over hiphop beats, and pull curated "sample packs" to use for more ambitious projects.

consequenceofsound.net/2020/04

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If you don't know the difference between "entitled" and "self-entitled," then don't shoot your mouth off to me about "Millennials."

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