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ISO Burnaby Roommate 

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Plural Café now requires new users to request an invitation to the instance, including a brief explanation for wanting to join. Taylor (@KT) and I will use this to screen for bots, spam, and other suspicious accounts.

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Systems who : Plural Café ( is an instance where collectives of all stripes can express themselves and get to know each other.

Please note that we don’t criticize origins or question legitimacy. Endogenic, traumagenic, quoi-genic, mixed-origin, median, diagnosed, self-diagnosed, and questioning multiples are welcome. 😊☕️

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Canadian Politics; Racism 

"make eye contact so I know you're paying attention to me"
"ok" [concentrates on making eye contact and immediately can't focus on anything you're saying]

Sam Smith announcing their pronouns gives me life

If coffee allegedly tastes good, why does coffee breath smell so bad?

Checkmate, atheists.

Food + 

"why is gordon ramsey so angry all the time" if you had to grow up eating whatever the fuck britain does to food you would be too probably

Don't call yourself a Tankie unless you want to help me clean my aquarium and feed my fish while I'm away this weekend

Baby 1: *picks up a doll*

Me: Is that your baby?

Baby 1: Is my baby!

Me: Cool

Baby 1: *yeets the doll across the room*


when you watch a burlesque performance and your only emotional response is "oh wow she's so cute! and the skill it takes to twirl those tassels, wow! :D amazing!"

I just read a Times article about JoJo Siwa. I don’t know what to say

roses are red, gray is the ash
what the fuck do you mean sans is in smash

@setsuna How is a thirty-something man better at millennialism than me

I thought Brexit was when I eat breakfast on the way out

being plural is weird and difficult sometimes but yknow what

i really love my headmates

theyre so fucking good


Me: Wait you’ve never seen The Notebook?

@Kaden: No 😐

Me: Oh my God. Oh my God! We’re watching it.

Kaden: ...oh

Me: We’re going to hate-watch it.

Kaden: ...OH.

Me: For the memes


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Plural Café

Plural Café is a community for plural systems and plural-friendly singlets alike, that hopes to foster a safe place for finding and interacting with other systems in the Mastodon fediverse.

If you are interested in signing up: please put whether you are a plural system or singlet in the "Why do you want to join" box. This is purely to ward off spam bots. If this is not answered, your request to join the instance will be rejected.