Stop worshiping billionaires. 

A billionaire has, on average, $300,000 for each single dollar you have.

With $1 you could feed and shelter a family for a decade.

For $1 you could pay the full college tuition for five.

$1 could stock the food banks in your area. Another dollar could house 20 homeless people.

$1 could start half a dozen businesses in a struggling neighborhood.

You'd be out $5, but that's a lot of power to leverage for pocket change.

What do billionaires do?

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This is the Trans Lamb.
Boost to kill a transphobe instantly!

(My #OC Jakki 🐑✌ btw)
#MastoArt #TransArt #CreativeToots

Are you cute

beg post & homelessness, someone else's 

hey y'all, my long distance girlfriend and her partner still need financial help not not be on the streets this winter. consider helping her out if you can

Being nonbinary often means being invisible and erased. But, even if you are erased and forgotten for it, you will still be here.

You cannot be wiped from existence because others try to wish you away. This is your universe, too.

You belong in this world.

#nonbinary #nonbinarypositivity #nonbinaypride #exorsexism #erasure ..

When websites say "use our app, it's much better", they mean better for them, not you.

cw's for the following thread: ageism, kid's rights, abuse and authority mention 

this is gonna be rambly and doesn't really have a structure, but it's just some thoughts i want to get out

re: money stuff, request for help 

hey yall. we just agreed to pay more on our rent ($200, from, uh, nothing besides the internet bill we were already paying because we don't get money) than we can really afford to right now, especially thinking about moving, because really it seems like everyone we live with is sorta shit out of luck with money rn

help would be appreciable. own oxygen masks, and such. links to patreon, cashapp, and paypal, as well as a wishlist.

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Girls tucking their hair behind one ear while focusing on something.

Boost if you agree.

So You've Kissed Her, What Now: At Least Seven Options for Highly Productive Lesbians

• ~~the U-Haul:~~ No. You know what? No. Strike that. We're going to go ahead and rule this hoary classic out as the least effective option for getting that second kiss. Save that gas money.

• the Netflix & Chill: Given the paucity of good happy queer content on Netflix, this path is strewn with cluster mines: instead of smooching, you may well end up hugging each other and tearing up over shared trauma during certain episodes of a show featuring a sword lady and her cat.

• the Kitchen Nightmare: everyone likes a home-cooked dinner, right? Well… make sure at least one of you likes doing dishes, and try to slyly slip food allergies into the conversation ahead of time, or your second date will be your last.

• the Mountain Dew® Gamer Challenge: you both like video games, right? Get cozy on the couch and _oops_ both of you are _super_ competitive… but she's a speedrunner. Oh no. This isn't looking good for your gamerscore — and is she _streaming_ this?

• the Ship Ahoy: you, of course, talked about your favorite ships a few minutes before that first tentative smooch. For your next date, you show up cosplaying her favorite character. Open her door, perfectly executed kabedon, your date is _into it_. So far so good… oh god. Oh god. What's her catchphrase? How does she do that _laugh_?

• the Petting Zoo: you'll let her meet your actual cat! That's like, second and a half base, right? Your darling floofball rescue kitty Shadow is a heart-melter, guaranteed. Look at the cute way he rolls on his back to greet people! Unfortunately, your lady love didn't grow up around cats, so when she attempts to pat his belly, he locks onto her wrist, chomps with enthusiasm, and then runs out the open door into the night. He'll be back when he gets hungry, but she's going to need a lot of gauze and first aid spray, and you're going to be worried sick until feeding time.

• the San Francisco Treat: okay, you admit it, you're nervous. She's _so_ pretty. And you have so much in common. It feels like everything's at stake! It's too much! You pop an antianxiety pill. And you know what? It works. You start talking about something you know you're both passionate about, and then things get a little blurry… Next thing you know, you and your new CTO are signing series A paperwork for your startup, which will be selling a new dialect of Rust optimized for domain-specific VR asset upscaling using FPGAs in the cloud. Neither of you will have time for sex in the next five years. But congratulations on the beginning of your incredible journey!

*picks up fictional character* i like this one. congratulations, you are trans

[eats a poptart and changes the bed sheets over the course of an hour and a half] adulting :3

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