*opens a little convenience store next to plural.cafe where we sell illegal flavored vape juice and weird versions of stuff you have at home but from other countries*
A cat wanders around the store. It frequently disappears into a back room you can't find.
We don't make people pay for anything but, like, if you can afford it throw us some change, dude. We've got to feed the cat.
It's one of those convenience stores that does everything, too. Ty sits on his laptop all day learning how to do everything from copying keys to adding notches on your belt. We don't cash checks, though, because we won't deal with banks.
We have a public bathroom. It's gender neutral. You don't have to pay to use it but the ones at the cafe are probably better.
We have arcade machines against the back wall. We have most of the high scores.
We play Lofi beats in the store all day unless we're cleaning, in which case we blast metal music. We put up a sign warning customers in this case and suggest they come back in an hour.
@nebula What does the sign say, literally?
Loud heavy metal music
Come back at XX:XX if sensitive to loud music
re: Loud heavy metal music
@nebula illegal flavored....like dorito?
@kaminohana My personal favorite is cheeseburger but I've heard sour cream and onion is pretty good
@nebula CUUUURRRSEEED. ill sponsor your konbini.
@kaminohana If you're interested we also have a selection of bootleg Pokemon merch and computer games for Windows 95
@nebula yo i COLLECT bootleg pokemon! hmu if you get any cresselia in stock, so far i have three
@nebula and if you have pajama sam ill take it.
@kaminohana I have this CD here with 5 kinds of pinball on it
@nebula ok yeah but does it include the space one
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