The Michigander citizenry test is to make both the upper and lower peninsula with your hands

one of these days I'm gonna ride over the border into Ohio on the back of a pickup truck with a machine gun blazing into the air, and I'll plant that Michigander flag right back on Toledo.

"Reconquista!" I we yell as I plant a ugly navy blue flag into the ground, all around my comrades wearing plaid chook hats rushing forward, my yellow mud boots grinding the Ohio Burgee into the dust.

Never Forget (about Ohio's illegal seizure of the Toledo strip during the Toledo War)

As my first act as governor of Michigan I will reassemble the militias. Ohio is a lingering and imminent threat, and we must be ready.

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