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You carefully place the offerings in the pentagram drawn on the floor: a can of original flavor Rockstar, cannabis, a copy of Era Vulgaris by Queens of the Stone Age, a black hoodie, and the blood of a cop. You know the incantation, but even the thought of uttering something so abominable makes you feel ill. The words feel like sand on your tongue, but you speak. "'They can't be a singular pronoun," you manage weakly. The weed bursts into flame. The can opens and is half-drained in a flash. 3's and 7's begins playing from nowhere. The hoodie suddenly flies across the room and you duck to avoid it. My voice comes from behind you, "The fuck did you say?"

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If you think queer is *necessarily* a slur, go ahead and block us right now plz and thx

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Our consists of:

UV - host (median subsystem)
Drea - cohost
Jack - protector @Jack
Jess
Cameron
Ty
Mel
Gak
Jayson
and others who might tell me to add them at some point 👁️

You don't have to be trans to be nonbinary and that doesn't necessarily make you cis, either.

There are many more possibilities in this universe than oversimplified dualites.

Being nonbinary is a wonderful example of that. Don't let any binary get in your way. Be who you are in all your glory.

#nonbinarypride #nonbinary #lgbtq #nonbinarypositivity

I was going to jaywalk because there was no one around but I was worried Tekashi 6ix9ine would snitch on me

Linux users are wizards: they do more work for the same functions, but in exchange they get more flexibility and power.

Windows users are sorcerer: they get innate support and intuitive functions, but not nearly as many tricks as the wizards.

Mac users are warlocks: they bonded their souls to a malevolent power that doesn't actually care about them.

It is a good day to wear my “How Would Werner Herzog Narrate This” shirt, please remind yourself today, especially if you are struggling, that if Werner Herzog were narrating your day today he would do so with compassion and empathy and even if he got a little bleak there for a moment he’d also find great beauty and profundity in your daily journey

There is way too much cum discourse on my main's tl rn. Don't make me get the hose.

Some CDU rando on the sidewalk: Excuse me...

Me: Sorry, but I'm a good Christian

Him: *smiles politely*

Jack (in head): *snorts* Got 'em

To Fediverse users who use screen readers: do you prefer people to integrate #hashtags inside the text, or....
do you prefer when they repeat the word by listing all the hashtags at the end, after the text?
Please boost.
#hashtag

falling asleep in my chair at 9pm like the bear from the sleepy time tea box

Leave it to Japan to gamify social good:

Co-op Kobe has created a system through which those without a smart phone can “order” tasks that they would like help with (in the illustration, taking out the garbage). The co-op then will mail them some QR codes to stick on the “task”and will send push notifications to those who have registered to help in the area. Whoever does the task, scans the QR code and gets credit at the coop. social.coop/media/qoBN8wcTPjTC

Reading Canadian history for my citizenship test is really driving home the point why Canadians say "sorry" so much.

There really is so much to apologise for.

I seriously struggle to understand how climate crisis is political.
Your home is on fire, dumbass, do you think that putting it off is political?

industrial civilisation and socialism 

I'm reading a book about different family types to the three year old. She discovers a page with a girl with two mothers and happily points at it saying she has two mothers as well.
Can we please have this kind of representation in regular books that aren't about #diversity as well?

A reported 100,000 people protested in Berlin yesterday. If you’re going to do it, that’s the scale that matters. At that scale, even the happy pacifists can make an impression.

But if you’re just a little warband of 15 people, you better be burning cars for it to get attention. Otherwise, just go plant some trees.

In fact, why isn’t there monthly tree-planting marches. Tear up cement and plant trees where they’re not supposed to be. That’s demonstrating.

Today's gender is tiredness and the sound of children laughing.

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