Ultraviolet 👥 ☿ @nebula@plural.cafe

*opens a little convenience store next to plural.cafe where we sell illegal flavored vape juice and weird versions of stuff you have at home but from other countries*

It is proven! I am nebulous_systems on Keybase: https://keybase.io/nebulous_systems/sigchain#e7eef1fe7f41678699cc4dde0ee6d5882c9426a258cd55a3adf230b51e8c2aaf0f

You carefully place the offerings in the pentagram drawn on the floor: a can of original flavor Rockstar, cannabis, a copy of Era Vulgaris by Queens of the Stone Age, a black hoodie, and the blood of a cop. You know the incantation, but even the thought of uttering something so abominable makes you feel ill. The words feel like sand on your tongue, but you speak. "'They can't be a singular pronoun," you manage weakly. The weed bursts into flame. The can opens and is half-drained in a flash. 3's and 7's begins playing from nowhere. The hoodie suddenly flies across the room and you duck to avoid it. My voice comes from behind you, "The fuck did you say?"

If you think queer is *necessarily* a slur, go ahead and block us right now plz and thx

Our #system consists of:

UV - host (median subsystem)
Drea - cohost
Jack - protector @Jack
Jess
Cameron
Ty
Mel
Gak
Jayson
and others who might tell me to add them at some point 👁️

Step 1: Find a trigger like stepping on a landmine
Step 2: crisis management
Step 3: attempt to process
Step 4: paranoia
Step 5: grounding
Step 6: guilt
Step 7: more grounding
Step 8: attempts to re-trigger self
Step 9: more crisis management
Step 10: processing
Step 11: ???????
Step 12: Like nothing ever happened

"Either the upstairs neighbors have an indoor trampoline, which is possible, or they're into sport-fucking."

Is it gonna be another bad night? Yes.
Am I supposed to already be snuggled in bed? Yes.
Are we eventually gonna hunker down and make it through this one like we make it through every one? Yes.

We don't have money but all I want to eat is candy

https://youtu.be/_wODHN5zLCo

We started this nebulous shit
And this the motherfuckin thanks we get?

Can't find any openings like what we'd normally go for, so I'm looking for stuff that looks like fun today. Holy shit we'd love to work in a library.

Just because you don't have anything to hide, doesn't mean you have anything you want to share.

A serious #enby

🎵 Jones barbecue and foot massage
Jones barbecue and foot massage 🎵 Sing along if you know the words