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You carefully place the offerings in the pentagram drawn on the floor: a can of original flavor Rockstar, cannabis, a copy of Era Vulgaris by Queens of the Stone Age, a black hoodie, and the blood of a cop. You know the incantation, but even the thought of uttering something so abominable makes you feel ill. The words feel like sand on your tongue, but you speak. "'They can't be a singular pronoun," you manage weakly. The weed bursts into flame. The can opens and is half-drained in a flash. 3's and 7's begins playing from nowhere. The hoodie suddenly flies across the room and you duck to avoid it. My voice comes from behind you, "The fuck did you say?"

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If you think queer is *necessarily* a slur, go ahead and block us right now plz and thx

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Our consists of:

UV - host (median subsystem)
Drea - cohost
Jack - protector @Jack
and others who might tell me to add them at some point 👁️

Holy shit the opening monologue of this video:

As one of the worlds preeminent science educators as well as a leading voice in the skeptic community, I have better things to do with my time.

Such as, using my influence to quietly black ball feminists from secular conferences, and appearing on podcasts hosted by accused sex criminals.

Thus leveraging my celebrity and impressive scientific credentials to legitimise the horrid views of misogynists, whom I claim to despise, and defend and normalise people who represent a literal danger to others, which I am happy to disregard so long as they agree with me that cathedral bells sound nicer than muslim calls to prayer.

What a fucking call out lol.

to flower.

"I just don't understand it." Well, it's a good thing you didn't get your own nose pierced, now isn't it?

fuck a man, and hes cummed for the day. teach a man to fuck, and he cums for life

Friend made an on-point observation last night:
"We're overhyping how much youth can change this country. Dads, uncles and grand-dads in most households still control what ideologies and political analysis the younger generation is exposed to and can subscribe to. Which are ideologies and beliefs that are most comfortable for that generation.
Rebellion is not easy, because it's not rebellion against the establishment. It's rebellion against the establishment within your own family."

A Drake meme. Drake is disgusted by capitalist apologia, and is pleased by socialism.

Gestern kranken Kollegen wieder heimgeschickt, heute kranken Kollegen wieder heimgeschickt.

Behaltet eure Viren doch bitte für euch, sharing is caring gilt nicht für Erkältungsviren...

Politics shitpost 

Therapy, mild lewd mention, not what it sounds like 

*Ric Flair promo voice* As far as I'm concerned you are no poster that is disrespectful to me and this shitposting business. And as everybody knows tonight The Nature Enby, wooooo, is gonna style and profile, imma walk the aisle, and I'm gonna post all the way up Space Mountain. Woooo!

oh boy i love buying games digitally so i can own a non transferable non refundable license to play the game on certain devices in perpetuity at the discretion of the publisher and/or merchant until the store goes down

A spreadsheet where amateur and hobbyist Mastodon streamers volunteer to take a shift once a week so we all have someone to watch and chill with each night.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if nobody's told you lately, I'm enby.


Holy shit, “what’s a Boomer?” is one billion times more brutal than “ok Boomer”

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Plural Café

Plural Café is a community for plural systems and plural-friendly singlets alike, that hopes to foster a safe place for finding and interacting with other systems in the Mastodon fediverse.