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*opens a little convenience store next to plural.cafe where we sell illegal flavored vape juice and weird versions of stuff you have at home but from other countries*

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You carefully place the offerings in the pentagram drawn on the floor: a can of original flavor Rockstar, cannabis, a copy of Era Vulgaris by Queens of the Stone Age, a black hoodie, and the blood of a cop. You know the incantation, but even the thought of uttering something so abominable makes you feel ill. The words feel like sand on your tongue, but you speak. "'They can't be a singular pronoun," you manage weakly. The weed bursts into flame. The can opens and is half-drained in a flash. 3's and 7's begins playing from nowhere. The hoodie suddenly flies across the room and you duck to avoid it. My voice comes from behind you, "The fuck did you say?"

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If you think queer is *necessarily* a slur, go ahead and block us right now plz and thx

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Our consists of:

UV - host (median subsystem)
Drea - cohost
Jack - protector @Jack
Jess
Cameron
Ty
Mel
Gak
Jayson
and others who might tell me to add them at some point 👁️

Religion- 

mental health, trauma meta 

Jack being crude 

jesus on the cross be like: look what cancel culture has come too

Is it gonna be another bad night? Yes.
Am I supposed to already be snuggled in bed? Yes.
Are we eventually gonna hunker down and make it through this one like we make it through every one? Yes.

Study: Puberty blockers save lives 

We don't have money but all I want to eat is candy

Okay but what if i answer "Chaotic Good Slytherin" any time someone asks me my sign or gender.

We started this nebulous shit
And this the motherfuckin thanks we get?

Can't find any openings like what we'd normally go for, so I'm looking for stuff that looks like fun today. Holy shit we'd love to work in a library.

Just because you don't have anything to hide, doesn't mean you have anything you want to share.

there is jail for kids in America, and people profit off of it

🎵 Jones barbecue and foot massage
Jones barbecue and foot massage 🎵 Sing along if you know the words

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Plural Café

Plural Café is a community for plural systems and plural-friendly singlets alike, that hopes to foster a safe place for finding and interacting with other systems in the Mastodon fediverse.