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*opens a little convenience store next to where we sell illegal flavored vape juice and weird versions of stuff you have at home but from other countries*

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You carefully place the offerings in the pentagram drawn on the floor: a can of original flavor Rockstar, cannabis, a copy of Era Vulgaris by Queens of the Stone Age, a black hoodie, and the blood of a cop. You know the incantation, but even the thought of uttering something so abominable makes you feel ill. The words feel like sand on your tongue, but you speak. "'They can't be a singular pronoun," you manage weakly. The weed bursts into flame. The can opens and is half-drained in a flash. 3's and 7's begins playing from nowhere. The hoodie suddenly flies across the room and you duck to avoid it. My voice comes from behind you, "The fuck did you say?"

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If you think queer is *necessarily* a slur, go ahead and block us right now plz and thx

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Our consists of:

UV - host (median subsystem)
Drea - cohost
Jack - protector @Jack
and others who might tell me to add them at some point 👁️

During the flowering you self-quarantine with Ja Needles, a succeeding freak.

I'm gonna walk around with a 6 ft long stick and poke anyone who gets too close to us. I'm gonna continue doing this long after this whole pandemic thing because I'm so fucking sick of people.

hypthoetical transphobic violence 

We need to kill the stereotype that non-binary people are just "girls, but not really!" or "genderless femmes"

Plenty of people out there need to learn that non-binary is an umbrella term for a lot of things, and restrictive nb stereotypes exclude *most* nb people

So first - England is having to import farm workers to keep up with food demand:

Here's my questions:
1. Is there also a plan that would shift people who have lost their jobs to farming if they want to learn? Are people wanting to try that?
2. How's that Brexit working out?
3. How's that industrialization and shift from agriculture over the last 300 years working out?

More signs that the structures we thought of as solid were fictions written in pencil.

"Is that guy a wrestler?"

"Obviously! Do you not see the mullet?"

i still don’t know what the red circle meme is and i don’t think that i will ever know

death, trans 

Adhd things 

Parents: do you want to go for a drive?

Me: the only thing worse than being trapped in the house 24/7 with the two of you for the last week is being trapped in a car with dad driving

Me: Sure, maybe it'll finally kill me

quarantined italians will feel unexplicably horny in the worst possible moment in history and boast about it for no reason at all

*curled up in a ball on our bed* see, it wouldn't matter if we even had health care right now because no fucking doctor in the city would see us

Social Democracy in the US would be like Duke Nukem Forever. Several years too late, horribly dated, and still broken.

there once was a cat from france

who sat on their dick in their pants

they cummed up their ass

and then nine months passed

and from their butthole a little clone pranced

sex act mention 

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