a fursuit that's actually an elaborate life support system/mech like a mecha meets Darth Vader's suit

Systems be like: "we're all in this together~"

"To assist you with your search, please tell me about your ideal partner."

"Cephalopods. I mean, a great partner, to me, is like a cephalopod. Highly intelligent, problem solver, can throw down or cause a clever distraction to get away depending on the situation and has a preference for sea-food. Also, excellent hugger. That's a must."

The matchmaker steepled six of her hands thoughtfully, "I don't suppose you're into Lego™?"

"I am!"

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

If it plural and none of u take charge in bed u r a subsystem

It is a horrible day in the village, and you are a beautiful goose.

re: rules preview link re: alt+h forum plug 

@vagabondsun good luck, the creator is actively hostile when it comes to implementing/assisting with any of the changes that would solve the most common accessibility issues (despite this having been done already for at least one very large corporate customer without adding it to the codebase)

That little 'click' of relief when you positively identify who's fronting boost if u agree

whiskers for cars so they know what spaces they can fit their head into

interpersonal communication confusion 

@V this but also we support friends being naked around each other if they want to be so they need to be extremely explicit in their communication 🙃

All 'friend groups' count as polyamourous relationships

part of choosing ones own pronouns is the liberty to *not* choose pronouns. if none of them feel right for you, that’s valid too

just to say

you ever see a phone and just wanna.... crunch it? just take a biiiiig tasty bite out of the gorilla glass and retina display and lpddr?

...

i mean ha ha what?

someone outside my window is saying "good boy... very good boy..." and since this is capitol hill i can't tell if they're talking to their dog or their boyfriend or possibly both in one

Masculine, formal: gentleman
Mascline, informal: fella, bro
Feminine, formal: lady
Feminine, informal: lass, gorl
Enby, formal: gentleperson
Enby, informal: creature, being

jokes probably been made before but

fae asks for your name, you give them your deadname
they think theyve won, then with a smile you say "im finally free"

alternatively wheres our trans ally fae who visits trans folks if they leave out offerings to take their deadname for them

seattle snow 

so much pretty snowing last night, the snow leopards loved it

there was a group of young adults in the street with a sled for a while and they had a dog who was pulling them around

we even took our partner's cat outside to walk around in it for a bit (she does not seem to especially enjoy snow though)

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Plural Café is a community for plural systems and plural-friendly singlets alike, that hopes to foster a safe place for finding and interacting with other systems in the Mastodon fediverse.