you ever see a phone and just wanna.... crunch it? just take a biiiiig tasty bite out of the gorilla glass and retina display and lpddr?

...

i mean ha ha what?

someone outside my window is saying "good boy... very good boy..." and since this is capitol hill i can't tell if they're talking to their dog or their boyfriend or possibly both in one

Masculine, formal: gentleman
Mascline, informal: fella, bro
Feminine, formal: lady
Feminine, informal: lass, gorl
Enby, formal: gentleperson
Enby, informal: creature, being

jokes probably been made before but

fae asks for your name, you give them your deadname
they think theyve won, then with a smile you say "im finally free"

alternatively wheres our trans ally fae who visits trans folks if they leave out offerings to take their deadname for them

seattle snow 

She dug her toes into the dirt and raised her arms.

As the wind struck her, she shivered; skin whorled and hardened into bark. Fingers lengthened and fractured into branches. Hair bloomed into narrow silver leaves.

She grew and twisted and changed, shifting from a girl into a narrow white-barked tree.

And thus, she let the seasons pass, and woke again in better times.

#microfiction #TootFic

(might be a VERY unpopular opinion) med, health related PSA | long toot 

More plural acceptance worldwide, plz.

:ms_writing_hand_clw_g1:​ Xander (They/Them)

sometimes drinking salt is good for you and sometimes drinking salt is bad for you it is a mystery and humans are confusing

[ editor's note: this applies only to solutions in common solvents and only to some salts. drinking melted salt is basically always bad ]

In all seriousness, how does anyone actually choose an instance to use and keep using it unless they host their own (especially together as a plural system)? Is it just a matter of posting sporadically on a half dozen instances until one (or a few) accounts gather enough perceived momentum and the others drop away?

Google incorporated alphabet so they could change their motto from "don't be evil" to "evil is just one of our many enterprises."

social anxiety 

Moana's frustration at trying to stop yearning for the horizon mirrors the cycle of trying to bury ones gender only to have it keep coming back and hurting us again

[security guards appear from backstage]

She lives her life according to the ideals of her rather who teaches her that it's impossible to shape her genetic legacy!

[actively being dragged offstage] SHE DISCOVERS THAT THE SYSTEM THAT KEPT HER TRAPPED WAS A LIE THANKS TO OLDER WOMEN ROLE MODELS WHO SAY HER HEART DETERMINES WHO SHE IS

Trinity: My name's Trinity.

Neo: *The* Trinity? Who drew the comic about lesbian wolves on the run from the law?

Trinity: That was a long time ago.

Neo: Jesus...

Trinity: What?

Neo: I just thought... you were a guy.

Trinity: I thought so too.

Morpheus: Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the femboy in the short skirt?

Neo: I was...

Morpheus: [gestures with one hand] Look again.

[the femboy is now a trans girl deer with antlers wearing a t-shirt that says "down with cis." she holds out a hand toward neo with the Communist Manifesto]

Early unit of computing power: one "kilogirl" was equivalent to a thousand hours of manual computing labor

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Plural Café

Plural Café is a community for plural systems and plural-friendly singlets alike, that hopes to foster a safe place for finding and interacting with other systems in the Mastodon fediverse.