i posted an empty spaces doll thingy but i'm not putting it here because i think pretty much anyone with enough interest to see it is probably *on* empty spaces twitter so like go look at my twitter if you're that curious

reminder that I made a generator for SCP laptop stickers a while back unascribed.com/junk/intelligen

you need sticker paper, a printer, and a pen

anti-semitism, witches 

Let's be conscientious with what kind of images of scary things we spread this Halloween, so we can all have a good time. We can do witches without anti-semitism 👍

nerdist.com/article/looking-ba
(it's a good article)

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anti-semitism, witches 

I've seen the first images of ugly big-nosed witches today, so... here's letting you know that images of witches often combine misogynistic and anti-semitic tropes.
From an article analyzing the depiction the witches in Roald Dahl: "we may notice three primary anti-Semitic tropes in play: the association of “Jewish features” with evil or wicked characters; blood libel/child-snatching; and wealth as a symbol of power and corruption."

kidnapping kink, meds and vaccines 

been thinking off and on about some "benevolent kidnapper" type stuff. saw a post about it once that was about like. giving you stuffies so you won't be lonely in the basement you're locked in

but like now my freshly-vaccinated headachey brain is thinking about "let's give you your vaccines and then take care of you while you're all tied up, make sure you're safe and sound, oh did you need your meds? don't worry, i've got them here, you can relax, the duct tape over your mouth is so you don't make enough noise to give yourself a headache"

thirsty, body stuff 

It's typically very gendered but I really do love the idea of teasing praise related to like, someone's horny bits being a good and desirable size

Works really well if you're like, very body-positive and any size for basically anything is good and desirable 😄

@aescling being a professional makes anything you regularly work in or around feel worse unless you're very lucky about the structure of where you work (bc all corporate Java things or all corporate code generally will eat your soul)

this is my opinion anyhow

weed related 

@BestGirlGrace grace, i need you to know that our high brain finds, every single time you strike out on a weird project like this, incredibly entertaining, and this is no exception

drugs and plant girls 

thought: poison ivy's plant powers let her produce phytochemicals on her body, to explain her kiss being poisonous and that whole thing

this could mean she has the ability to simply produce cannabinoids or caffeine or whatever on demand

this could mean that poison ivy could make out with harley quinn and just get harley very high

@manifold "What would the other guard tell me if I asked them where to go?"
*muffled speaking off in another room"

one of these tells only lies, the other tells only bluetooth

kidnapping kink, meds and vaccines 

been thinking off and on about some "benevolent kidnapper" type stuff. saw a post about it once that was about like. giving you stuffies so you won't be lonely in the basement you're locked in

but like now my freshly-vaccinated headachey brain is thinking about "let's give you your vaccines and then take care of you while you're all tied up, make sure you're safe and sound, oh did you need your meds? don't worry, i've got them here, you can relax, the duct tape over your mouth is so you don't make enough noise to give yourself a headache"

re: pun re: brat 

@aescling @compufox free software that crashes the first time user setup upon trying to enter text

re: pun re: brat 

@aescling @compufox well, to be fair, that is exactly what the problem is here

why, you may ask

because the first time user setup is fucking broken

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so, plasma bigscreen is not gonna be driving our TV setup, right now

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