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β™‘ Could you- Nasha quit leaning on me you're gonna make us fall over
🐺 mkay

🐲 Try not to get too aggr-oohkay EASY
πŸ₯ shhhim working
⚜️ WORKing?
πŸ₯ shh
🐺 bwuuuyeah shoooohhhhhhhhyea

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🐺 MOM...s?
🐲 What's up pumpkin?
🐺 There are MORE pets being offered and I'm ALL THE WAY over here
🐲 From who?
🐺 uh... I mean, she's basically saying she wants to pet me
🐲 Okay
🐺 And I'm over here
🐲 Mhm
🐺 Really far
🐲 Mhm
🐺 Without pets
🐲 What do you think you should do about that?
🐺 uh... make us fly over there?
🐲 Do you think that's gonna work?
🐺 *huff* no
🐲 How else can you get headpats?
🐺 *grumble*
🐲 Hmm?
🐺 be a good girl
🐲 Hehe I was thinking ask someone for them, but yes, if you're good someone will probably pat you
🐺 ///

🐺 Dragonmom, humanmom won't let me go get headpats
🐲 Did you ask?
🐺 .......... noHUMANMOM CAN I GO GET HEADPATS!?
β™‘ Since when did I sign up to be your mom?

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🐺 Gonna POUT now because she OBVIOUSLY means me and you're just jelly

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β™‘ Take it easy, you have no evidence she means you

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🐺 SHE MEANS ME
β™‘ Calm down, trigger

⚜️ Are you done with all this sitting and typing? We've got shit to fuck up

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🐺 Heck she's really strong
πŸ₯ well ye
🐺 No but like a LOT
πŸ₯ lot of stronk
🐺 I bet she could totally pick you up with one hand
πŸ₯ wot
🐺 Just carry you around like a doll
πŸ₯ thats u isnt it
🐺 eh heh~

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🐺 um..
⚜️ Yes?
🐺 can I touch your arm?
⚜️ 🀨 Sure?
🐺 eeee

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β™‘ One of these days we'll have to get Daski to roar for us, like really roar
🐲 Oh no, I wouldn't-
⚜️ Yeah!
🐲 No no, no you don't-
β™‘ Like a really good roar
🐺 Yeah!
πŸ₯ rawwr
β™‘ Really shake the ground kind of stuff

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β™‘ Well hi
⚜️ Hello
β™‘ Going to stick around for spin class?
⚜️ You don't need me there
β™‘ Kinda nice to see what you're capable of, sometimes
⚜️ Flatterer~

β™‘ Well, whoever is chomping seems to enjoy the lack of functional muscle control on our end
πŸ₯ chomp chomp chomp chomp
β™‘ *sigh*
πŸ₯ wot

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⚜️ Muscle spasms? Really?
β™‘ Probably more fun for you than for me

β™‘ ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow o w o w o w

πŸ₯€ You could always just *go get* a trusted opinion
β™‘ That feels like a lot of work, and a lot of money
πŸ₯€ Candid, then

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πŸ™ What you look like doesn't define us
⚜️ It gets rid of the easy targets, though
β™‘ ow ow ow ow ow
🐲 You'll be fine, just let it flow

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