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β™‘ Could you- Nasha quit leaning on me you're gonna make us fall over
🐺 mkay

β™‘ This account is temporarily closed

🐲 Try not to get too aggr-oohkay EASY
πŸ₯ shhhim working
⚜️ WORKing?
πŸ₯ shh
🐺 bwuuuyeah shoooohhhhhhhhyea

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🐺 Dragonmom, humanmom won't let me go get headpats
🐲 Did you ask?
🐺 .......... noHUMANMOM CAN I GO GET HEADPATS!?
β™‘ Since when did I sign up to be your mom?

🐺 Gonna POUT now because she OBVIOUSLY means me and you're just jelly

β™‘ Take it easy, you have no evidence she means you

🐺 SHE MEANS ME
β™‘ Calm down, trigger

⚜️ Are you done with all this sitting and typing? We've got shit to fuck up

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β™‘ Well hi
⚜️ Hello
β™‘ Going to stick around for spin class?
⚜️ You don't need me there
β™‘ Kinda nice to see what you're capable of, sometimes
⚜️ Flatterer~

β™‘ Well, whoever is chomping seems to enjoy the lack of functional muscle control on our end
πŸ₯ chomp chomp chomp chomp
β™‘ *sigh*
πŸ₯ wot

⚜️ Muscle spasms? Really?
β™‘ Probably more fun for you than for me

β™‘ ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow o w o w o w

πŸ₯€ You could always just *go get* a trusted opinion
β™‘ That feels like a lot of work, and a lot of money
πŸ₯€ Candid, then

πŸ™ What you look like doesn't define us
⚜️ It gets rid of the easy targets, though
β™‘ ow ow ow ow ow
🐲 You'll be fine, just let it flow

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