🐲 What's up pumpkin?
🐺 There are MORE pets being offered and I'm ALL THE WAY over here
🐲 From who?
🐺 uh... I mean, she's basically saying she wants to pet me
🐺 And I'm over here
🐺 Really far
🐺 Without pets
🐲 What do you think you should do about that?
🐺 uh... make us fly over there?
🐲 Do you think that's gonna work?
🐺 *huff* no
🐲 How else can you get headpats?
🐺 be a good girl
🐲 Hehe I was thinking ask someone for them, but yes, if you're good someone will probably pat you
@lachesis nasha! i have something for you!
@cutiexe 🐺 *falls over*
@cutiexe 🐺 wait wait waitwait wait okay I'm here
@lachesis …okay well it was gonna be headpats but since you fell over, now i have better access to your belly than your head…
@cutiexe 🐺 GASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP hufhuf SSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPokayI gotta stop doing that
@cutiexe 🐺 woh okay I' m ligh t head ed now
@cutiexe 🍥 gonna just... put these tentcles here
@lachesis not-lewd tentacle pats
@cutiexe 🍥 ofc
🐺 Why do Iget the feeling that's n-hurk
🍥 k we're gonna go now
@lachesis calm belly pats
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