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what’s the point of superpowers if not to use them entirely for Gay

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cat with the zoomies except its your cat wife and they zoomie over to give you surprise cheek kiss and then zoomie away

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do @ me if you find any examples of cat terms being used in the wild (please don’t if, like, the example, or the work containing it in general, is gross or bad or whatever)

if you don’t have masto and are seeing this somehow just email us at catflame+xrpts AT eerie DOT garden i guess idk

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proposition: all cats are kittens.

proof:

+ we know that kittens are baby cats, and vice versa.
+ we also know that all cats are baby.
--> therefore, all cats are baby cats.
--> as a necessity, we arrive at the statement to be demonstrated: that all cats, being baby, are kittens.

unreasonably annoyed this random yt tutorial video spawned a root shell with sudo su

i have been informed this is “probably” basically just my ghost catboyfriend wife

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when you haven’t had a furcut because quarantine and then the a/c in your house breaks

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Plural Café is a community for plural systems and plural-friendly singlets alike, that hopes to foster a safe place for finding and interacting with other systems in the Mastodon fediverse.