æsc, spouse cat @kindle@plural.cafe
- website & zine dumps
- https://catsbian.eerie.garden
fluffy black-furred housecat made of fire and gay for gay cats. they/she/it & possibly more
“cat æscling” in formal contexts (“æsc” is pronounced “ash”); either name acceptable in infornal ones. new nicknames, pet name, epithets always welcome
ssbu marth is top tier and ssbu sheik is one of the best characters in the entire goddamn game
Joined Apr 2020
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why be wife guy if you could be spouse cat
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what’s the point of superpowers if not to use them entirely for Gay
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cat with the zoomies except its your cat wife and they zoomie over to give you surprise cheek kiss and then zoomie away
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do @ me if you find any examples of cat terms being used in the wild (please don’t if, like, the example, or the work containing it in general, is gross or bad or whatever)
if you don’t have masto and are seeing this somehow just email us at catflame+xrpts AT eerie DOT garden i guess idk
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proposition: all cats are kittens.
proof:
+ we know that kittens are baby cats, and vice versa.
+ we also know that all cats are baby.
--> therefore, all cats are baby cats.
--> as a necessity, we arrive at the statement to be demonstrated: that all cats, being baby, are kittens.
unreasonably annoyed this random yt tutorial video spawned a root shell with sudo su
kk slider is a good dog
æsc, spouse cat
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im love this mischievous little thief
i have been informed this is “probably” basically just my ghost catboyfriend wife
when you haven’t had a furcut because quarantine and then the a/c in your house breaks
- website & zine dumps
- https://catsbian.eerie.garden
fluffy black-furred housecat made of fire and gay for gay cats. they/she/it & possibly more
“cat æscling” in formal contexts (“æsc” is pronounced “ash”); either name acceptable in infornal ones. new nicknames, pet name, epithets always welcome
ssbu marth is top tier and ssbu sheik is one of the best characters in the entire goddamn game
Joined Apr 2020
