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Xia (horns): I'm Xia Tang, and sometimes the people here have a tendency to make a portmanteau of it as Xiang, but I'd prefer you didn't. Or not. I don't care honestly, it's just my name. I'm big on MMORPGs, but only in the mindspace. Host doesn't play too many. If you want good memes I can at least give you that. I prefer dark and monstrous visuals and could probably make a good JRPG if the host bothered to learn the programming.

Kalteni (bunny): Heya! Nice to meet you. I'm Kalteni, but some of the others refer to me as Mrs. Kalteni, since I'm a teacher to most. These aren't just kemonomimi- I'm really a rabbit! But like, whatever you know? Fun fact: I ride a moped! But in the mindspace, you know? Not in the host's body. Not the right place for it. I'm holding the word "shit" in Italian because it WAS the right place for it. Someone you'll meet later, L.U., is my wife and I love teasing her. I tease everyone here. Also close to Kidoko, my roommate. Down to talk any time!

Yana (blond hair): I'm Yana Rosso. My hobbies are working out, forest exploring, and brewing coffee, maybe. But listen, I don't drink it because I NEED to, unlike some people. You need to appreciate coffee, not guzzle it down like Pepto Bismol. Anyway. Valka and I are pretty close, I'd say. Like sisters. I'm a fairy but I don't like pointing it out. It's a bit of a sore subject. Dylan, who'll you'll meet later, is my best friend and if you mess with him you will get THESE FISTS!!! Valka is like my kid sister too, so don't bother her.

Valka (black hair): Hello! I'm Valka Rania, but Valka is fine! I live with Yana, and I'm doing my best to perfect my skills in magic. It's tough work, but it's what I really want to do, so I wouldn't have it any other way. I love the snow- I grew up in it! I used to be a princess but well, things didn't turn out so well. That's okay- I've come to enjoy the new life I have living with Yana. I'm Buddhist but also have a deep appreciation for Hinduism.

djfksjsja my coworker has taken to calling me "theyfriend" and honestly i fucking love it

If Penelope (ace) had to seduce the monster in dnd:
"can i interest you in some....premium donuts?"

number one reason i wanna quit my job is because the dress code doesnt allow for "unnatural hair colors"
euuuugh corporate life is so oppressive

listen this is actually a big deal for me- since going to college, my appearance has become my canvas for my style and its really important to me to properly express myself in this way, and i take a lot of pride in my appearance, so basically being limited in that regard makes me feel trapped
plus, weird thing, natural hair colors make me feel conformist in a way that makes me squicky to no end. literally no offence to the other people who like them, but when /I/ have to have them they remind me of fitting someone else's mold. no can do.

you may own most of my time but you shouldnt get to own my body, fuck you corporate america

whats it like to have a sibling supportive of your trans identity?

they bought fucking lacroix for a meeting at work

ok so i am the king of projecting,

urGoh and skekGra?

they give me such strong feels with two of my systemmates who have literally the same life situation and i hdhfhdjf fukc god THE SAME kfjajdkajxakjcamsnnsks

HUH. I spent most of my evening browsing cosplay tutorials, and now I'm super motivated to do all sorts of things, even non-cosplay related
damn, i totally forgot what purpose in life felt like

come find me at your local japanese festival

so ive been writing random syllables making nonexistant words in my phone Notes and one of them i swore was another thing i made up, turns out it was the name of a medicine i wrote down for reference LOL meaning isnt real

roses are red, gray is the ash
what the fuck do you mean sans is in smash

An incredibly good mouth feel: whipped yogurt

urGoh, a four armed mystic: appears, tokin it up
every single headmate: turns to dilius like that scene in the simpsons where the whole class looks at Bart

(four arms and weed??? classic dilius.)

IM SCREAMING
THE SKEKSIS AND THE MYSTIC THAT LIVE TOGETHER ARE MY LITERAL FAVES
HOLY SHIT THEY GOT THE FUN DYNAMIC
also archer oh my god!!!!!! marry me!!!!!

realizing my uncle and aunt are actually super super abusive to my cousins and i am getting sick just hearing about the way they treat them

i knew they were bad (told my mother she raised me wrong bc i turned out queer), but like....oh my god. theyre unforgivably really bad to my cousins and im ready to sob. not because theyre mean but because the little ones are treated so badly and theyre the sweetest kids and dont deserve any of this