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oh as a sidenote because its awkward to say "host" all the time or saying a name, I Phos the host am now going to be referred to as "OP". err, when that becomes a conflict in context we'll try to be clearer.

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Alaina (hoodie): I'm Alaina, she/her/hers. I'm just hanging 'round, taking things one at a time. I don't like people dragging me into their conflicts, yet if you need me to stand up for you, I got it. I identify as a girl but have a very androgynous style. In the head space, I have the most neutral energy, I'd guess. Sometimes a voice of reason. Xiang is my boyfriend

Penelope (sleeveless): Helloooooo! I realize I take up a lot of the headspace, hahaha. I've been around for a LONG time, and supposedly have the most development in my story? Like, I was gonna be the protag even when there wasn't one. Dilius is my other half, and I live with him! Uh, people ask what we have a lot and, um, I'm not really sure. Still figuring that out. She/her, ace, sono italiana! I love adventure, skydiving, etc. I'm friends with a lot of people and love making new ones. Oh! I also front a lot for exercising since I love to do that too. I've trained with multiple weapons and fighting styles!

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Xia (horns): I'm Xia Tang, and sometimes the people here have a tendency to make a portmanteau of it as Xiang, but I'd prefer you didn't. Or not. I don't care honestly, it's just my name. I'm big on MMORPGs, but only in the mindspace. Host doesn't play too many. If you want good memes I can at least give you that. I prefer dark and monstrous visuals and could probably make a good JRPG if the host bothered to learn the programming.

Kalteni (bunny): Heya! Nice to meet you. I'm Kalteni, but some of the others refer to me as Mrs. Kalteni, since I'm a teacher to most. These aren't just kemonomimi- I'm really a rabbit! But like, whatever you know? Fun fact: I ride a moped! But in the mindspace, you know? Not in the host's body. Not the right place for it. I'm holding the word "shit" in Italian because it WAS the right place for it. Someone you'll meet later, L.U., is my wife and I love teasing her. I tease everyone here. Also close to Kidoko, my roommate. Down to talk any time!

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Yana (blond hair): I'm Yana Rosso. My hobbies are working out, forest exploring, and brewing coffee, maybe. But listen, I don't drink it because I NEED to, unlike some people. You need to appreciate coffee, not guzzle it down like Pepto Bismol. Anyway. Valka and I are pretty close, I'd say. Like sisters. I'm a fairy but I don't like pointing it out. It's a bit of a sore subject. Dylan, who'll you'll meet later, is my best friend and if you mess with him you will get THESE FISTS!!! Valka is like my kid sister too, so don't bother her.

Valka (black hair): Hello! I'm Valka Rania, but Valka is fine! I live with Yana, and I'm doing my best to perfect my skills in magic. It's tough work, but it's what I really want to do, so I wouldn't have it any other way. I love the snow- I grew up in it! I used to be a princess but well, things didn't turn out so well. That's okay- I've come to enjoy the new life I have living with Yana. I'm Buddhist but also have a deep appreciation for Hinduism.

420, alc reference 

at my core i want to take care of people...even when i get suuuper drunk and/or high i still am like "hey are you guys okay? are you good?? can i do anything for you?"

lewdish, 420 

OP, totally zoinked: woooooooo Count Olaf is a snack
Yana: Can you think once before opening your figurative mouth in the headspace. Please.

work stuff 

my clients: but why is this like this?
me: *answers their question*
them, every time for some reason: well i get THAT, but my question is THIS whos fault was it for not being clear the first time????? :ms_rolling_eyes:

i very thankfully dont get dysphoria looking at childhood pics of myself. im too busy being like "omg i was a cute little kid..." or "ohhh i remember who/when/where that was!!"

i guess cuz it was so long ago im detached from it?

L.U.: Coming to the front partway through the day and "No one told me we have a meeting in three minutes, are you kidding me?"

mh, - 

Dilius: ohhhhh okay this is another existential crisis. okay. it's actually coming from being hyper-aware of myself and i hate it

Ako to Luciela: Your ass is as big as your ego

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I'm not a Morning Person in the sense that I am not, naturally, an early riser, nor do I do well soon after I wake up, especially if I am Awoken rather than waking naturally

But honestly I do like mornings. The air has that crisp quality when the sun first rises, things are still mostly still but life is starting to creep out. It's pleasant.

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If Quakers in the 1800's could use they/them for the Public Universal Friend, even in private diaries, then cis people nowadays can get my pronouns right.

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neo pronouns? i'm pretty sure in the movies he uses he/him


things im glad i watched high as balls:
-Infinity Train season 3

petition to call dissociating an "epic alter moment"

me anywhere, trying to break the ice l with a conversation starter: so....I've cosplayed Gamzee and Komaeda

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bandcamp friday 

GG: just sharing a reminder in case anybody forgot - bandcamp is running bandcamp fridays the first friday of every month for the rest of the year! that means today!!!


people misspelling my deadname is like a double fuck you

joking s slur to self 

Luciela: oh my gooood youve got three cis boys texting you at once slut
OP: let them fight to the death

happy caps 

i thought this was a small instance so im happy that so many people have noticed us

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