Phos @kaminohana@plural.cafe

Xia (horns): I'm Xia Tang, and sometimes the people here have a tendency to make a portmanteau of it as Xiang, but I'd prefer you didn't. Or not. I don't care honestly, it's just my name. I'm big on MMORPGs, but only in the mindspace. Host doesn't play too many. If you want good memes I can at least give you that. I prefer dark and monstrous visuals and could probably make a good JRPG if the host bothered to learn the programming.

Kalteni (bunny): Heya! Nice to meet you. I'm Kalteni, but some of the others refer to me as Mrs. Kalteni, since I'm a teacher to most. These aren't just kemonomimi- I'm really a rabbit! But like, whatever you know? Fun fact: I ride a moped! But in the mindspace, you know? Not in the host's body. Not the right place for it. I'm holding the word "shit" in Italian because it WAS the right place for it. Someone you'll meet later, L.U., is my wife and I love teasing her. I tease everyone here. Also close to Kidoko, my roommate. Down to talk any time!

Yana (blond hair): I'm Yana Rosso. My hobbies are working out, forest exploring, and brewing coffee, maybe. But listen, I don't drink it because I NEED to, unlike some people. You need to appreciate coffee, not guzzle it down like Pepto Bismol. Anyway. Valka and I are pretty close, I'd say. Like sisters. I'm a fairy but I don't like pointing it out. It's a bit of a sore subject. Dylan, who'll you'll meet later, is my best friend and if you mess with him you will get THESE FISTS!!! Valka is like my kid sister too, so don't bother her.

Valka (black hair): Hello! I'm Valka Rania, but Valka is fine! I live with Yana, and I'm doing my best to perfect my skills in magic. It's tough work, but it's what I really want to do, so I wouldn't have it any other way. I love the snow- I grew up in it! I used to be a princess but well, things didn't turn out so well. That's okay- I've come to enjoy the new life I have living with Yana. I'm Buddhist but also have a deep appreciation for Hinduism.

she had a crush on me too!!!! and we did *everything*!

today I met with my client face-to-face (the 60 year old one) and she was all "YOURE A BABY OH MY GOOOSH OMG" in the same way she was before when i told her my age

like lmao im glad she sees me in the same way one would a kitty cat, itll be an even bigger surprise when the T really morphs my face

this is what the doki dokis feel like!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Praying that my client meets me in person only in a year, and for all the times she has misgendered me in excess she will come across a surprise
god, im excited to see everyone's surprise

my mom keeps coming in the room to see if im off my call and

no, mom, theyre STILL recycling the same complaint, theyre not done ranting

as much as I didnt like White Snake I REALLY LIKED White Snake, its strange

like, the movie was fucking beautiful and awesome fight scenes, but the pacing was *wavy hands* and the romance was kind of standard. but it still felt unique?
it was also really good. idk.

so if you need a good mythology actiom/romance animation, go check it out

i am SO horny, ALL the time and its disturbing my every day life

anyone have any tips to deal with a constant state of horniness?

not sure if my systemmates appreciate me deferring the feelings onto them.... or maybe I can? tricky.

clients sure have a way of going on and on about an issue after youve already said "okay, i see the issue, heres how im going to address it"

"it just-"
"because we ended up-"
"this costed-"

no, shut up. issue being addressed the only way possible. MOVE ON

talking to The Girl and shes like "have you played trials in tainted space? ive played it a lot"

shes a keeper

for context, she does JOI kink stuff, so i wouldnt really be jerkin TO her herself

so the girl im pretty sure i have a crush on makes and sells adult content of herself. is it bad if i buy it to enjoy it? or am i supporting her? obviously, you know, i give less of a shit about that kind of thing than the average folk, but if i potentially plan to court her....is this bad?

usually when im engaging with someone one of my systemmates is in disageement with them
but everyone is unanimously approving of her, this is so great

oh my gosh, oh my gosh. shes perfect.
i went to hang with a girl i met at a metaphysical shop bc she wanted more trans and open friends like her, and we hung out for TEN HOURS. she even noted that i didnt make her tired or anything! which is great. she and i have the same attitudes/opinions about sooo many things, and we share a lot of experiences we never talked about before! and she has. her. shit. together. shes mature. ive been looking so desperately for someone like her with that quality. and she is very, very pro cuddling. she said i give the best cuddles ❤ i noticed NO red flags about her, unless you count weed dealing, but i dont care honestly. i never considered seriously anything more than friendship but after this? shes everything i ever looked for in a person and i never thought id meet someone like her

me earlier: i better not text my sorta lover how much i miss them
me now, stoned: fuck

every fucking time: my lover isnt initiating anything with me, he doesnt deserve it so ill just wait until he does and just forget about him
my brain literally that night while im dreaming: what if...you held him close , and he held you again. remember how that felt

fucka you brain

im so glad ive gotten more comfortable with expressions and now can convey A Mood™

Gave Clara a much needed redux that really fit her personality and im very satisfied with how it turned out

me: dreaming
my brain: i think right now is a good time to remind you that wilt from foster's home from imaginary friends was indeed the best character in the show

like fuck me this is a good robit!!!