Phos @kaminohana@plural.cafe

Xia (horns): I'm Xia Tang, and sometimes the people here have a tendency to make a portmanteau of it as Xiang, but I'd prefer you didn't. Or not. I don't care honestly, it's just my name. I'm big on MMORPGs, but only in the mindspace. Host doesn't play too many. If you want good memes I can at least give you that. I prefer dark and monstrous visuals and could probably make a good JRPG if the host bothered to learn the programming.

Kalteni (bunny): Heya! Nice to meet you. I'm Kalteni, but some of the others refer to me as Mrs. Kalteni, since I'm a teacher to most. These aren't just kemonomimi- I'm really a rabbit! But like, whatever you know? Fun fact: I ride a moped! But in the mindspace, you know? Not in the host's body. Not the right place for it. I'm holding the word "shit" in Italian because it WAS the right place for it. Someone you'll meet later, L.U., is my wife and I love teasing her. I tease everyone here. Also close to Kidoko, my roommate. Down to talk any time!

Yana (blond hair): I'm Yana Rosso. My hobbies are working out, forest exploring, and brewing coffee, maybe. But listen, I don't drink it because I NEED to, unlike some people. You need to appreciate coffee, not guzzle it down like Pepto Bismol. Anyway. Valka and I are pretty close, I'd say. Like sisters. I'm a fairy but I don't like pointing it out. It's a bit of a sore subject. Dylan, who'll you'll meet later, is my best friend and if you mess with him you will get THESE FISTS!!! Valka is like my kid sister too, so don't bother her.

Valka (black hair): Hello! I'm Valka Rania, but Valka is fine! I live with Yana, and I'm doing my best to perfect my skills in magic. It's tough work, but it's what I really want to do, so I wouldn't have it any other way. I love the snow- I grew up in it! I used to be a princess but well, things didn't turn out so well. That's okay- I've come to enjoy the new life I have living with Yana. I'm Buddhist but also have a deep appreciation for Hinduism.

i keep thinking of that audio remix post of Mr Sandman but it was just

Mr Sandman
Man me a sand

and its stuck in my head now on repeat

Dilius, in a rare moment of confidence: my life calling is to be a housewife and you shan't stop me

ppl rlly be surprised that i love sir pentious like
dorky snakey boy
how could i NOT

ok i know so little about pokemon swsh but Bede is absolute enby goals

that cotton candy aesthetic with fluffy white hair? thats been my goal for centuries.

i dreamt i was in a movie theater watching a movie with subtitles
god, can you imagine if public theaters were accessible

you STUPID BOY IM TRYING TO TALK TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUIT FUCKING KILLING THE CONVERSATION IM TRYING TO BRING UP SOMETHING THAT WOULD EVOKE THOUGHT FROM YOU AND YOURE JUST "oh i dont really like those" SHTU THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BOY JUST FUCKING TALK!!!! TALK!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD I CANT FUCKING COMMUNICATE WITH YOU!!!!! GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WORK WITH!!!!! STUPID STUPID BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so uh. do any afab folks here have the experience of having been on birth control and then transitioning with hrt? i know this is stuff to bring up to my doctor but i wanted to hear of various experiences with it. im on birth control for period control and want to go on testosterone. i get that eventually i may not have a period being on hrt long enough, but wouldnt the estrogen directly conflict with the testosterone? would it lessen the effects? i take birth control bc i had extreme cramping and prolonged periods at one point in my life, but i dont know if i even need it anymore. i may be able to go without it, but is it possible to stay on it?

last night was in a funk and I asked to see Spirit so they appeared in a glimmer of pastel amidst sprinkled ice cream scoops and they were a pastel furry with very tall ears and a floofy tail

i mean i believe Spirit appears in the form you want to see them but i still think its very hard to argue with this image

jokes probably been made before but

fae asks for your name, you give them your deadname
they think theyve won, then with a smile you say "im finally free"

alternatively wheres our trans ally fae who visits trans folks if they leave out offerings to take their deadname for them

ie in reference to things like budgeting, fixing a car, managing insurance

i wish basic life lessons were published in america like they sometimes are in Japan, you know, in a manga-style medium
I'm a simple being of simple needs, I see fun manga pictures and I listen, okay

I'm super bored just reading bland paragraphs of information
sure i need it but my monkey brain is like "boring is bad, no paying attention now"

SUPER okay gender neutral terms:

darling