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oh as a sidenote because its awkward to say "host" all the time or saying a name, I Phos the host am now going to be referred to as "OP". err, when that becomes a conflict in context we'll try to be clearer.

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Alaina (hoodie): I'm Alaina, she/her/hers. I'm just hanging 'round, taking things one at a time. I don't like people dragging me into their conflicts, yet if you need me to stand up for you, I got it. I identify as a girl but have a very androgynous style. In the head space, I have the most neutral energy, I'd guess. Sometimes a voice of reason. Xiang is my boyfriend

Penelope (sleeveless): Helloooooo! I realize I take up a lot of the headspace, hahaha. I've been around for a LONG time, and supposedly have the most development in my story? Like, I was gonna be the protag even when there wasn't one. Dilius is my other half, and I live with him! Uh, people ask what we have a lot and, um, I'm not really sure. Still figuring that out. She/her, ace, sono italiana! I love adventure, skydiving, etc. I'm friends with a lot of people and love making new ones. Oh! I also front a lot for exercising since I love to do that too. I've trained with multiple weapons and fighting styles!

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Xia (horns): I'm Xia Tang, and sometimes the people here have a tendency to make a portmanteau of it as Xiang, but I'd prefer you didn't. Or not. I don't care honestly, it's just my name. I'm big on MMORPGs, but only in the mindspace. Host doesn't play too many. If you want good memes I can at least give you that. I prefer dark and monstrous visuals and could probably make a good JRPG if the host bothered to learn the programming.

Kalteni (bunny): Heya! Nice to meet you. I'm Kalteni, but some of the others refer to me as Mrs. Kalteni, since I'm a teacher to most. These aren't just kemonomimi- I'm really a rabbit! But like, whatever you know? Fun fact: I ride a moped! But in the mindspace, you know? Not in the host's body. Not the right place for it. I'm holding the word "shit" in Italian because it WAS the right place for it. Someone you'll meet later, L.U., is my wife and I love teasing her. I tease everyone here. Also close to Kidoko, my roommate. Down to talk any time!

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Yana (blond hair): I'm Yana Rosso. My hobbies are working out, forest exploring, and brewing coffee, maybe. But listen, I don't drink it because I NEED to, unlike some people. You need to appreciate coffee, not guzzle it down like Pepto Bismol. Anyway. Valka and I are pretty close, I'd say. Like sisters. I'm a fairy but I don't like pointing it out. It's a bit of a sore subject. Dylan, who'll you'll meet later, is my best friend and if you mess with him you will get THESE FISTS!!! Valka is like my kid sister too, so don't bother her.

Valka (black hair): Hello! I'm Valka Rania, but Valka is fine! I live with Yana, and I'm doing my best to perfect my skills in magic. It's tough work, but it's what I really want to do, so I wouldn't have it any other way. I love the snow- I grew up in it! I used to be a princess but well, things didn't turn out so well. That's okay- I've come to enjoy the new life I have living with Yana. I'm Buddhist but also have a deep appreciation for Hinduism.


i only realized i have a lazy eye from taking lewd selfies what the fuck

work, funny 

ideal future is that i can respond "yeah, thats so poggers" to that email

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work, funny 

im loooosing it my client is saying "smh" in the body of a professional email, finally we can be real with each other

oh no. i got a bit of a southern accent. so does he. oh god hes gonna think im mocking him. oh god

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caps, lewd mention 

auuuughh i want it to be apparent to this guy that im a new person frontin but i gotta tone it down cuz OP is tryina get laid with this person, BUT I DONT WANT IT TO SEEM LIKE IM JUST THEM CUZ I AINT

slight lewd 

had to tell this person im flirting with "sorry i cant send lewds at this second, im plural and none of the lewd alters are around right now"

Nana has received (and gladly accepted) the title of Femboy Thot of the system

Luciela fronted, went onto this dating app, and turned the flirting up to heavy mode
she's in the ZONE

Literally the only joke in Disenchantment that made me laugh was "Speak no more of Leavo, Speako!"

never has a romance gotten me hooked in so short a span. and its only episode 1.

this man's riskin it all to buy eggs on sale for a cute girl who was nice to him. how could i not kin that

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*starts horimiya*
*op is by yoh kamiyama, one of our top five artists*
instant love

some days i be sittin there totally unrelated and i find myself rehearsing
"Uh, excuse me? mr dink? i broke your grill, im sorry"

maybe im just being negative but im listening to all these TED talks where the speakers discuss having been in a bad time in their lives and they happened to be travelling abroad. not that the travelling is related but they say it almost as an afterthought and it makes me so mad. if i could travel like that, it'd be a HUGE deal. sure all your problems arent fixed by doing that but id be waaay more caught up in the fact that i have this opportunity to explore a whole other country and culture and honestly id be pretty happy doing that. and the fact that theyre just brushing it off pisses me off. fuckin privileged ass people can get stuck in their own heads for all i care if they take the expansiveness of this whole wide world for granted

we made a picrew of Nana bc we found this one that we feel REALLY depicts his style well

It doesn't matter who I'm into or who's into us, it's always gay

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Being plural is so amazing when you and your headmates are watching a series together. ☺️

nothing more hilarious than being deadnamed in a call and the person who deadnamed also misnamed another cis dude, like lol okay it balances out now its okay

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Plural Café is a community for plural systems and plural-friendly singlets alike, that hopes to foster a safe place for finding and interacting with other systems in the Mastodon fediverse.