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Xia (horns): I'm Xia Tang, and sometimes the people here have a tendency to make a portmanteau of it as Xiang, but I'd prefer you didn't. Or not. I don't care honestly, it's just my name. I'm big on MMORPGs, but only in the mindspace. Host doesn't play too many. If you want good memes I can at least give you that. I prefer dark and monstrous visuals and could probably make a good JRPG if the host bothered to learn the programming.

Kalteni (bunny): Heya! Nice to meet you. I'm Kalteni, but some of the others refer to me as Mrs. Kalteni, since I'm a teacher to most. These aren't just kemonomimi- I'm really a rabbit! But like, whatever you know? Fun fact: I ride a moped! But in the mindspace, you know? Not in the host's body. Not the right place for it. I'm holding the word "shit" in Italian because it WAS the right place for it. Someone you'll meet later, L.U., is my wife and I love teasing her. I tease everyone here. Also close to Kidoko, my roommate. Down to talk any time!

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Yana (blond hair): I'm Yana Rosso. My hobbies are working out, forest exploring, and brewing coffee, maybe. But listen, I don't drink it because I NEED to, unlike some people. You need to appreciate coffee, not guzzle it down like Pepto Bismol. Anyway. Valka and I are pretty close, I'd say. Like sisters. I'm a fairy but I don't like pointing it out. It's a bit of a sore subject. Dylan, who'll you'll meet later, is my best friend and if you mess with him you will get THESE FISTS!!! Valka is like my kid sister too, so don't bother her.

Valka (black hair): Hello! I'm Valka Rania, but Valka is fine! I live with Yana, and I'm doing my best to perfect my skills in magic. It's tough work, but it's what I really want to do, so I wouldn't have it any other way. I love the snow- I grew up in it! I used to be a princess but well, things didn't turn out so well. That's okay- I've come to enjoy the new life I have living with Yana. I'm Buddhist but also have a deep appreciation for Hinduism.

djfksjsja my coworker has taken to calling me "theyfriend" and honestly i fucking love it

food, dnd 

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Cursed joke 

(-), job stuff, rant on corporate dress code 

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I don't fucking know who I am but I do know I'm feeling bitter and resentful.

whats it like to have a sibling supportive of your trans identity?

they bought fucking lacroix for a meeting at work

more of the dark crystal: aor, keysmashing 

negative but overpowered by positive 

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Cognitohazard containment class S 

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come find me at your local japanese festival

so ive been writing random syllables making nonexistant words in my phone Notes and one of them i swore was another thing i made up, turns out it was the name of a medicine i wrote down for reference LOL meaning isnt real

roses are red, gray is the ash
what the fuck do you mean sans is in smash

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Real thing I just said to my roommate 

food, + 

the dark crystal aor spoilers, drug mention (weed) 

the dark crystal aor spoilers, excited caps 

familial abuse (not me but cousins), negative 

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a friend posted this on discord and i feel extremely personally called out


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