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What do you call a plural system with a math degree?

A system of equations!

ah? ah? get it

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people called "Scanners" Show more

guilt-tripping parents, money concerns Show more


anti-kin, tumblr Show more

alexander rybak out here singing in five different languages and here i am struggling with only my second -o-"

lewd, dentists Show more

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how to talk to and about trans women, transfemme¸ etc. people, and why you shouldn't say certain things. quite long, LOTS of slurs and transmisogyny Show more

question about local anesthetic used by dentists, needle mention, help pls Show more

my brain: the titanic sinking scene
my systemmates: the musicians who continue to play amidst the chaos as everything falls apart

lewd discussion , negative Show more

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*sees something strange* are my eyes trolling me right now??

bi erasure, the oscars Show more

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"Welcome to Magic School. Here is your schedule."
"Thanks! But..."
"This is just 'Ethics' and 'Human rights' and things like that."
"Correct, that's the first year curriculum."
"Do we have to learn all this?"
"Of course! What do you think this is, software engineering?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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If there was a plural goose, you would have to call it System of a Down.

wait FUCK do the imaginary friends HAVE gender

conclusion from foster's analysis: coco is best girl and wilt is best boy thats it you can go home now

hobbies: hyperanalyzing foster's home for imaginary friends, a cartoon no one cares about anymore

angery, caps, cartoons Show more

cookie run Show more

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Plural Café

Plural Café is a community for plural systems and plural-friendly singlets alike, that hopes to foster a safe place for finding and interacting with other systems in the Mastodon fediverse.