Saeran @kaminohana@plural.cafe

so dnd LARPing was the most fun ive ever had in a dream, yall should try it irl and tell me how it is

lost my goddamn mind over this dream i had
i was in hogwarts and i wanted to explore the basement (but it looked more like a college dorm) and all the students decided to set up DND LARPING in the basement. my friend and i, for whatever reason, roleplayed two of my headmates?? and i was exactly what i imagine penelope as- a fighter. since this was also harrypotterverse somehow the other headmate, dilius, was her elf and decided to take her through this dungeon (the basement) she really wanted to go in. mainly bc he has a humongous crush on her and would do anything for her. so they did, and i....just started casting spells? bc i remember them more than attack names? not fighter anymore???? dilius didnt want ANY harm to come to penelope so he did something like Goading Attack and got meeeessed up. so i said, as penelope "i cast Healing Word... and i kill dilius" AND IT WORKED FJSJDKSKSH he was so flustered, it was hilarious

i finally saw lord of the rings all the way through, at an age where i can comprehend it
and i would like to say with absolute surety
i kin the fuck outta Pippin

i cried after work because they shut the lunchroom for a meeting and i couldnt get my lunchbox and thus my food for the hour commute home.....

looking at benefits for this new job and the information is in such gross legalese i feel like theyre intentionally making it so you make the more expensive decision
im STUPID and i DONT UNDERSTAND THESE WORDS and i have to decide on plans BY TOMORROW

you know? sometimes my systemmates misgender me, and sometimes we misgender each other. this is a thing that happens

how much of a nerd am i? im looking at neckties on etsy

holy fuck, the 6th episode of The Tatami Galaxy is the main character having an argument with his dick (which he eventually wins) and i just. wow this is a great anime

i feel like every time i give advice, it's just me rolling a d20. sometimes, didnt think my advice was that good, and someone is like "oh my god, youre totally right. wow" and other times i carefully piece together what i think is the best package for someone and they immediately refute me like. that's life homey. everything i do is a skill check and i have proficiency in n o t h i n g

who up in here has been personally attacked by their systemmate absolutely calling out their bull
(or, likewise, WHO SYSTEMMATE UP IN HERE SICK OF GETTIN CALLED OUT)

can we share allergy tips since they just seem to be getting consecutively worse each year

ive heard that if you eat a spoonful of local honey (if available in your area) a day (preferably in the morning), that helps
also wash your pillowcases frequently and wash/bathe every night before going to bed to get the pollen off your skin/hair
given this is all probably obvious stuff but doesnt hurt to mention again...

oh my god, i got the job

me, leaning up to a microphone, addressing my interviewers in an asmr whisper voice: r e j e c t m e

me most of the time: i hate living
me listening to taz: heHEHE taako do a funy