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Xia (horns): I'm Xia Tang, and sometimes the people here have a tendency to make a portmanteau of it as Xiang, but I'd prefer you didn't. Or not. I don't care honestly, it's just my name. I'm big on MMORPGs, but only in the mindspace. Host doesn't play too many. If you want good memes I can at least give you that. I prefer dark and monstrous visuals and could probably make a good JRPG if the host bothered to learn the programming.

Kalteni (bunny): Heya! Nice to meet you. I'm Kalteni, but some of the others refer to me as Mrs. Kalteni, since I'm a teacher to most. These aren't just kemonomimi- I'm really a rabbit! But like, whatever you know? Fun fact: I ride a moped! But in the mindspace, you know? Not in the host's body. Not the right place for it. I'm holding the word "shit" in Italian because it WAS the right place for it. Someone you'll meet later, L.U., is my wife and I love teasing her. I tease everyone here. Also close to Kidoko, my roommate. Down to talk any time!

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Yana (blond hair): I'm Yana Rosso. My hobbies are working out, forest exploring, and brewing coffee, maybe. But listen, I don't drink it because I NEED to, unlike some people. You need to appreciate coffee, not guzzle it down like Pepto Bismol. Anyway. Valka and I are pretty close, I'd say. Like sisters. I'm a fairy but I don't like pointing it out. It's a bit of a sore subject. Dylan, who'll you'll meet later, is my best friend and if you mess with him you will get THESE FISTS!!! Valka is like my kid sister too, so don't bother her.

Valka (black hair): Hello! I'm Valka Rania, but Valka is fine! I live with Yana, and I'm doing my best to perfect my skills in magic. It's tough work, but it's what I really want to do, so I wouldn't have it any other way. I love the snow- I grew up in it! I used to be a princess but well, things didn't turn out so well. That's okay- I've come to enjoy the new life I have living with Yana. I'm Buddhist but also have a deep appreciation for Hinduism.

*puts an anime figure of my kin on my wedding cake*

hear me out
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but each episode the Fab Five (or more or less) is a different system and the person they're helping is the host. or if not applicable another systemmate

its just systems getting one of them to get their shit together

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"Why do you like video games so much?"

1. Don't misgender me
2. Reward me when I do everything right
3. Legal to kill Nazis

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yall are literally amazing for my ridiculous questions

using mastodon as yahoo answers:

@ yall

Why do I get thirsty when I sew?

i was telling my s/o im goin on a date today and i hope SO BAD my date doesnt ask me what i read because i am obligated not to lie about myself and ill have to say Minecraft Tutorials, The Dark Crystal spinoffs, and The Dark Crystal Fanfiction (same thing)

but really, did any of S3RL's songs go as hard as MTC

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uhh.. apparently CBD reacts similarly as grapefruit to certain medications so if you take CBD and other meds, probably check to make sure you aren't accidentally poisoning yourself?

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cw request 

first thing thats gotta go is this static corporeal form

where the hell is the shapeshifting

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treating yall like yahoo answers:

how do i get my cat to stop snoring?

snoring is one of my pet peeves even tho i know people usually can't control it, especially not cats

but holy shit i love him and let him sleep w me every night but idk how much more i can take

please put me out of my missouri, this boy wild

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🧁 we're doing a lot of divination stuff if anyone wants a reading or scry or something else. just tryna get our lil side hustle off the ground, so it's dirt cheap rn. paypal and venmo atm, working on zelle. hit us up???

me: belting silly songs with larry off key as i do dishes
my cats: i cant fugkin tak e it any moer....i m at my limit mi seriosu

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Plural Café is a community for plural systems and plural-friendly singlets alike, that hopes to foster a safe place for finding and interacting with other systems in the Mastodon fediverse.