imagine being a happy neurotypical well-parented trauma-free heterosexual cisgender human being having a good day

a father asks his son what he’s drinking. the son says “soy milk” the dad responds, “hola milk, soy dad”

Shit use for HUD glasses + machine learning: ads
Awesome use for HUD glasses + machine learning: subtitles, audio descriptions

🍜 sometimes life is just *incomprehensible screaming* *finds new alter* *discovers the body is falling apart* *accepts being dyslexic* *questions being dyslexci* *cries while wearing disability aids* *injurse self accidentally* *flaps hands* *wears aids more* *incomprehensible screaming* *accepts being dyslexis* *cries in gay* *buys lipstick for partner* *buys lipstick for self* *cries in gay* *finds new alter* *finds a community in a specific health problem i didn’t know i had* *cries in gay*

unpacking valid to mean "deserving of help, happiness, solidarity, and comfort" and realizing that actually maybe "you're valid" is nice sentiment even if it's overused

☂ lowkey forgot about this app whoops. got so caught up in health issues that a bunch of shit fell through the cracks

im sad and tired and i wanna cry and sleep for a week

communication / mistakes / what not to do when corrected on something 

hey so, whenever someone corrects you on something and informs you that what you did was harmful, it's not a good thing to respond with "oh I'm sorry. i shouldn't have said anything."

that is guilt-trippy as fuck and makes the other person out to be a bad guy for saying something.

instead of doing that, which helps literally no one and makes everyone feel bad, you can stop and ask questions and listen.

:blobcatpeek:​ Vik (Fae/faer)

did you know that a goose is made out of four elements: Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen, and Potassium.


chr*stian holidays but gay 

- almost random mascots
- can’t prevent these mascot spirits from coming to your house
- commercially, a candy based holiday
- celebrating life and death
- v popular with young kids in groups
- dressing up (:

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chr*stian holidays but gay 

if Pride is gay Christmas, Halloween is basically gay Easter

Your experiences of oppression for being nonbinary are real and important.

People may want to say that your oppression is imaginary. Yet, you still must suffer with the very real consequences of this supposed "fantasy" despite what they believe.

Your experience holds more truth than their wishful thinking.

#nonbinarypride #nonbinary #lgbtq #nonbinarypositivity #exorsexism

anybody else gay on this lovely sunday afternoon in october

like. i’m aware that i have the right of way as a pedestrian but that doesn’t mean i always take it

at some point we should probably make a list of system members 🤔 anyone understand the carrd system yet? lmao

we should probably start using emojis and names to sign off but that’s hard when we are stressed and can’t figure out who’s in front

Know your singular-theys!

- The gender-neutral (epicene) they
- The agender they
- The plural-individual they
- The animist they
- The speculative they look kind of queer so I'm gonna stay on the safe side they
- The oh god I can't remember names how the fuck am I gonna remember pronouns they

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Plural Café is a community for plural systems and plural-friendly singlets alike, that hopes to foster a safe place for finding and interacting with other systems in the Mastodon fediverse.