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gender shitpost 

The Woke Mob is now classifying women who can't give birth as a different gender from women who can. This is madness, political correctness must be stopped!

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isn't this fetish weird? haha

anyway back to my 300th post about tickling,

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i went to look for a screenshot of him taking the pills in the bathroom but instead i found this. i'm losing it lmao.

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Pissposting 

Pourin' one out for the boys who're no longer with us *unzips*

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feel free to boost btw. I'm assuming everyone wants to boost this but is too intimidated to ask

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piss, not horny 

big shiny fancy piss machine that costs a billion trillion dollars and puts my piss in a box and sends it on its way, whatever that entails

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dick fragility lol 

@stellewd solidarity. my dick hurts like hell rn.

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drink (non-alc), mh+ 

I wanna drink cranberry juice. And I think it's helping me, writing "I love you. ♥️♥️♥️" at the end of notes to myself. I think it's really nice and makes me feel good, and that good feeling is something I've created. There's cranberry juice downstairs and I'm gonna go drink it now. I'm excited to drink it I'm really craving it for some reason. Here I go

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I'm such a fucking good girl I'm becoming such a good girl I'm doing it

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i think we should not censor michaelangelo's david. art is art *the crowd cheers* in fact, i think we should make the dick bigger *the crowd boos* okay, fine, we should give him a pussy instead

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Tall athletic girls with tan skin and strong jawlines 😩

Everyone agrees there has to be some limit to free speech. For example, one shouldn’t scream “AHHHH I CANT BELIEVE YOUVE BEEN TO SAMEPLACE AMSTERDAM” in a crowded airport terminal E

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if the sun is so bad for my skin why doesn't it just sweat sunscreen. checkmate atheists

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