effdie @effdie@plural.cafe

the dog is the fanciest of animals

The Woke Mob is now classifying women who can't give birth as a different gender from women who can. This is madness, political correctness must be stopped!

isn't this fetish weird? haha

anyway back to my 300th post about tickling,

feel free to boost btw. I'm assuming everyone wants to boost this but is too intimidated to ask

big shiny fancy piss machine that costs a billion trillion dollars and puts my piss in a box and sends it on its way, whatever that entails

look I just really love trans girls ok

@stellewd solidarity. my dick hurts like hell rn.

I wanna drink cranberry juice. And I think it's helping me, writing "I love you. ♥️♥️♥️" at the end of notes to myself. I think it's really nice and makes me feel good, and that good feeling is something I've created. There's cranberry juice downstairs and I'm gonna go drink it now. I'm excited to drink it I'm really craving it for some reason. Here I go

I'm such a fucking good girl I'm becoming such a good girl I'm doing it

see? monch

garbage divination

strong girls