@corvids@plural.cafe
gendermessy queer system of who knows how many. we're trying to compile a reasonably usable list of at least our names and pronouns, and it is not working
yes, we're an adult
Joined Sep 2021
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the irresistible urge to legally change your name again
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@hierarchon each user defines a theme in their profile and it shows for every post of theirs in any thread
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mastodon.offline, the instance where you have to actually send your posts through the postal system
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grace is goin' places
a rocket is a machine that gives uppies so great as to break the surly bonds of earth and boop the snoot of God
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plato's allegory of the cave is a story about how it's good to go outside and touch grass, then go back inside and tell everyone else about it
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crt (cathode replacement therapy)
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what if i replied to everybody's selfies with the bodybuilding.com "thick solid tight" copypasta
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thinking about scary girls. unsettling girls. girls who smile too wide
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Water flirtation system
"i'm sure some of them are nice people and all, but i'm not really looking to date people,"
sends my gf you wouldnt download a virus and gets an immediate hehehehe in response
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ADHD pro tip: if it says to bake for 1 hour. Leave and come back after '5 minutes' and it will be ready.
met someone the other day who was apparently crushing on our oblivious ass hard enough they got to the point of telling us they were flirting within like 12h of meeting us. they said it's because we're tall and cute, and also because we're mischief and chaos, which was an entertaining list of reasons
food
downside of cooking your own food: it's extremely tempting to make the horrible horrible mistake of spicy rice
upside of cooking your own food: actually spicy rice tastes good if you can handle the heat
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Yeah, I consume media *bites a chunk out of a book*
sigh....when will they invent horn e
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two comms dolls in a bunker
the fighting moved past this sector a while ago; they haven't been routing many critical calls, but have produced 1,634 episodes of the hit HASHTAG BUNKER FRIENDS podcast
someone will dig them out from under the collapsed fortress eventually… right?
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lll (lesbian loving lesbian)
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how is everyone on the fediverse so hot
gendermessy queer system of who knows how many. we're trying to compile a reasonably usable list of at least our names and pronouns, and it is not working
yes, we're an adult
Joined Sep 2021
