Pinned toot

As far as I can tell, my gender is
'comfy sweatpants lady after yoga talking on the phone'
'sensitive boy wearing leather jacket standing in the rain'
'mysterious elegant stranger at a party dressed in black'
'gay theatre teacher doing warm up stretches in rainbow leggings'

🦈​

Pinned toot

I don't think I've actually made an intro on here yet.

Hi. My name is Beyond and I'm part of Clovers. I'm a post-fictive, I'm a reaper, and I am 19 years old. I've been here the longest, aside from the host, and I recently became official co-host. It's a process. I hate socks and capitalism. I like weed, strawberries and magical girl anime. I do crossword puzzles and I want to learn how to draw. Maybe buy a ukelele. Not sure yet.

🅱️​ut anyway, hi. I'm 🅱️​eyond.

ICE Raids - Last Minute Reminder - Keep People Safe If You Can 

me: My last name is so embarrassing, I hate it.
me, 3 seconds later: I NEED this 'Happy Birthday' mug, without it I cannot be a happy Birthday.
🅱️​

There are no words in any language on this planet to describe how little I care about Tom Brady.
🦈​

adoption 

emeto 

I'm Beyond Birthgay

:rainbow_flag:​

🅱️​

Also, my name is a miracle because I have a built in way to come out. It would have worked if I was bi too, but :gay:​ :so_gay:​

sickness 

sickness, food borne illness talk 

apple discourse 

ICE Raids are expected to start on Sunday in:

- Miami
- Atlanta
- Chicago
- Baltimore
- Denver
- Houston
- Los Angeles
- New Orleans
- New York City,
- San Francisco

If you are in any of these cities, please share this info 📢 #ProtectEachOther #Protejamonos

If you aren't a citizen, and you can, get the fuck out of those cities by tomorrow.

Coming back from a long switch.
Me, five minutes ago: oh, co-host did the dishes, gods bless this boy, what a wonderful young man.
Me, now: STOP LEAVING YOUR BOOKS ALL OVER THE FLOOR YOU LITTLE SHIT.
🦈​

Hi. I hate having mixed episodes, I sure do. 🅱️​

negative 

negative 

When will people learn that 'Engrish' jokes are racist, not funny, and they actually hurt a lot.
🅱️​

mental health, schizo 

I love getting to a season finale of a show, seeing the big twist at the end, and just going "Wow, it would have sucked to wait 3 months after that" as you click to the next episode.

🅱️​

I don't feel like walking but my knees and wrists hurt too much to crawl. I want to go get my ice cream out of the freezer. How can I resolve this horrible dilemma? 🅱️​

Whaddup, I'm Beyond, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read.

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