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I don't think I've actually made an intro on here yet.

Hi. My name is Beyond and I'm part of Clovers. I'm a post-fictive, I'm a reaper, and I am 19 years old. I've been here the longest, aside from the host, and I recently became official co-host. It's a process. I hate socks and capitalism. I like weed, strawberries and magical girl anime. I do crossword puzzles and I want to learn how to draw. Maybe buy a ukelele. Not sure yet.

🅱️​ut anyway, hi. I'm 🅱️​eyond.

introducing my new recommendation for the fediverse: embrace, extend, extinguish:

  • embrace: hugs are now free
  • extend: long boys are up to 20% longer
  • extinguish: you don't have to be on fire if you don't want to be

Just walked out of our job. The vent hood was broken and the regional manager came in and decided we should just stay open and work with no ventilation. He put our lives at risk to make a quick buck and I wish I could see the look on his face when he gets the OSHA complaint we're filing on Monday. Tonight was fucking terrifying and we should not have been open. But at least we start our new job in a week and we never have to step foot in that building ever again.

Trans/plural culture is hearing someone call you by your real name and having to catch yourself so you don't look like a dork because nobody ever calls you that and it makes you so happy you can't concentrate on the conversation anymore

so Starbucks is selling a disgusting looking Halloween frappe made with activated charcoal

and here's your yearly Halloween food PSA that if you take any kind of vital medications, be very very aware of any black foods you consume.

activated charcoal is what sucks up toxins from your body (like in the case of poisonings) but it will also soak up your medications and fuck you up. be careful out there.

anybody else gay on this lovely sunday afternoon in october

Asking for financial help, Boosts appreciated 

Finally got the official job offer I've been waiting for. So relieved that I can quit this shitty restaurant job once and for all. 🦈​

psychosis-specific ableism, psychiatrist 

hear me out
queer eye
but each episode the Fab Five (or more or less) is a different system and the person they're helping is the host. or if not applicable another systemmate

its just systems getting one of them to get their shit together

negative fictive talk 

top surgery, happy post 

Kay, so me and my co-host are learning Jekyll/Hyde from the musical of the same name and it’s hella fun to sing and actually in our range so that’s cool. I just wish there wasn’t so much screaming in Transformation/Confrontation because those are the best ones to sing and feel super plural (especially Confrontation, it’s literally a duet sung by one person).

But like imagine if there were a production of it and we auditioned and we’re like ‘yeah we actually are two separate people in the same body lol’

Okay will someone tell me what the fuck kind of salad this even is

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Plural Café

Plural Café is a community for plural systems and plural-friendly singlets alike, that hopes to foster a safe place for finding and interacting with other systems in the Mastodon fediverse.