top surgery, nipple talk Show more
Okay, so, the weirdest thing just happened. Lex and Beyond are co-fronting, 50/50 split. And we noticed that the chest on the right side [Beyond's side] still has nerve sensation for some reason??!! The left side doesn't, because Lex has nerve damage from their top surgery. The left side is immune to the purple nurple, but the right side is not. Beyond still has the nerves.
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lewd Show more
🅱️ got the D 🍆
9 things that I learned today at host work
1.I can pretend to be host for 8 hours without anybody noticing.
2.White truffle oil both tastes and smells like kerosene and putting it on fries is morally wrong.
3.I am not as averse to tomatoes as my host is. I ate half a cherry tomato today and it wasn't like, good, but it didn't make me feel sick.
4.Torching crème brûlée is so much fucking fun.
5.Making croutons is a lot harder if the bread isn't already a little bit stale. Restaurant bread is only good to eat if it is warm and there is butter.
6. If I hadn't already learned some kitchen speak before I went in, I would have been fucked. The language of the kitchen isn't English, Spanish, or even Spanglish. It's Kitchen.
7.Kitchen people are a little weird. I like it.
8.Cooks don't eat meals. They eat stray fries and mistakes.
9.Holy shit, I do NOT want to be a line cook. I like doing the prep part but fuuuck the service part and the working in close physical proximity.
fire, pyro Show more
Oh, so you don't wanna switch up to work today? I gotta do it? Suuuure, let's stick the pyro behind the line. He'll be a fantastic cook.
fresh tattoo pic Show more
I GOT IT
This is on our body now. And it's MY tattoo. Just mine. I've been here 9 years and I finally get to make my mark on the body. Legit wasn't even that bad.
I'm happy though.
burn injury mention Show more
Guess who took a hot cast iron pan to the palm!
That's right. It was me.
Quoigenic plural system of nonhumans and fictives. Body age 26. Always happy to talk to other systems of any kind!
18+ only, please and thank you.
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