I don't think I've actually made an intro on here yet.
Hi. My name is Beyond and I'm part of Clovers. I'm a post-fictive, I'm a reaper, and I am 19 years old. I've been here the longest, aside from the host, and I recently became official co-host. It's a process. I hate socks and capitalism. I like weed, strawberries and magical girl anime. I do crossword puzzles and I want to learn how to draw. Maybe buy a ukelele. Not sure yet.
🅱️ut anyway, hi. I'm 🅱️eyond.
unsanitary, gross Show more
Our sink wasn't draining, and when I went fishing in there for the source of the blockage, found a huge clump of hair absolutely caked in res. Fucking disgusting. Can't wait to get out of here. T-minus 16 hours. 🅱️
Less than 24 hours til we sign for our new apartment. Finally going to be free of this place. No more being jumped by a tiny goblin dingo every time we go downstairs, no more dog piss smell, no more asshole roommates stealing our food and breaking our shit, no more using a fucking wrench to turn on the shower, no more immature, inconsiderate, passive-aggressive bullshit. It's finally done and we never have to see these fucking people again outside of work. 🅱️
americans only. everyone else don't read Show more
Remember that one commercial that started with an emo kid running from a bus stop with a purse? At first you think he stole it but then it turns out he was running to the NEXT BUS STOP because it turns out he's a good boy and he was returning it to a lady who left it there??? Then a narrator says "Honesty: Pass it on!". Also the commercial was set to the black eyed peas
flash fiction assignment (silly) Show more
write a 500 word story about discovering the that sole determinant of where you go in the afterlife is how many times you listened to the song "Take On Me"
it's up to you whether a high score is good or bad—just like in real life
mental health, auditory hallucinations Show more
Sooo, looks like my auditory hallucinations might be joining me up front now. While driving today I heard several car horns that weren't actually there. So this is gonna be a blast.
medical, emeto Show more
So we had a fucking AWFUL muscle spasm last night at like 3am which definitely fucked with our sciatic nerve a little bit because there was pain just radiating all through our lower back, left hip and left leg. And we were puking like all night, which apparently can happen when your sciatic nerve gets pinched. Couldn't sleep, was finally able to doze at 6am for about an hour but got woken up again by pain and nausea. Luckily our pcp had an available slot this morning, so we went in and got that shot of beefed up ibuprofin right into our ass and a muscle relaxer. Feel a billion times better now, but holy fuck, that was awful. 0/10, I had a horrible time.
OK so hear me out on this. Siren sounds, car horn sounds and general traffic sounds should never, ever, ever be played as part of a radio broadcast or commercial, and all songs that do should have radio edits where they don't. That shit is confusing as all hell and fucking dangerous because you can't tell if it's IRL or not. Stop that shit right now.
PSA, please boost! If you take testosterone as a shot, one thing you need to watch out for is the vial "crystalizing". I was warned about this, but had no idea what it looked like until my vial was quite advanced. I've attached photos so others know what the crystals look like. The crystals will dissolve if you gently warm it up by putting it in your pocket for 5-10 minutes. If they don't, it's time to get a new vial.
Quoigenic plural system of nonhumans and fictives. Body age 26. Always happy to talk to other systems of any kind!
18+ only, please and thank you.
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