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Systems who : Plural Café (plural.cafe) is an instance where collectives of all stripes can express themselves and get to know each other.

Please note that we don’t criticize origins or question legitimacy. Endogenic, traumagenic, quoi-genic, mixed-origin, median, diagnosed, self-diagnosed, and questioning multiples are welcome. 😊☕️

Uuuuugh good morning <creaks and groans like an old tree>

Here's my aunt and her wife as represented by emojis
@corgilesbian @vanish

🕎​:heart_lesbian:​🐕​🐕​🐕​👼​🆒​🍊​🚫​🐷​

🐺​:cannabis_leaf::heart_demigirl::pentacle::crescent::heart_lesbian::dark_elf:​☠️​⏱️​🐰​

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I'm bored, here's me and some systemmates ​as represented by emojis

🅱️​🍓​🎂​🔥​🇯🇵​🇺🇸​⚰️​:monocle::increasing_graph:​♊​🚬​🍜​:middle_finger_hmn_y1:​🕵️​👁️​🍱​🚫​🧦​

🦈​:bisexual_flag::heart_trans::nonbinary_flag:​🥥🌶️​​🌊​🎧​📚​🚫​🍅​♐​🇪🇦​🇱🇹​🎭​👨‍🍳​

:pentacle:​🍸​🍴​🍞​🍪​🍰​🐱​👠💋​🍆​​👨‍🏫​👨‍👨‍👧‍👦​🎃​

🐍​🕶️​🚗​🆒​🇬🇧​🏳️‍🌈​🥂​🍝​🛏️​🏧​💵​🛍️​⌚​

🐞​🐷​🥋​🗡️​🚘​🍕​🌯​🥡​:halo::red_book:​🌪️​🏪​🧠​:spellbook:

I got to pet two whole dogs today. That's a good day.
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Videos of ducks eating peas cleanses my being.
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It honestly feels kind of like a joke to be demanding any kind of good and mainstream real plural representation

which is exactly why I demand it

A mug that says: "Don't ask us who we are until after we've had our coffee."

9 things that I learned today at host work

1.I can pretend to be host for 8 hours without anybody noticing.
2.White truffle oil both tastes and smells like kerosene and putting it on fries is morally wrong.
3.I am not as averse to tomatoes as my host is. I ate half a cherry tomato today and it wasn't like, good, but it didn't make me feel sick.
4.Torching crème brûlée is so much fucking fun.
5.Making croutons is a lot harder if the bread isn't already a little bit stale. Restaurant bread is only good to eat if it is warm and there is butter.
6. If I hadn't already learned some kitchen speak before I went in, I would have been fucked. The language of the kitchen isn't English, Spanish, or even Spanglish. It's Kitchen.
7.Kitchen people are a little weird. I like it.
8.Cooks don't eat meals. They eat stray fries and mistakes.
9.Holy shit, I do NOT want to be a line cook. I like doing the prep part but fuuuck the service part and the working in close physical proximity.

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A haiku for my struggles

Host is not back front
Time to get dressed for work now
But I don't want to

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"you're born a schmuck, and you'll die a schmuck. Welcome to hell, idiot."

urine speaks louder than words
on a politician
or on a prison warden
urine speaks louder than words

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Plural Café

Plural Café is a community for plural systems and plural-friendly singlets alike, that hopes to foster a safe place for finding and interacting with other systems in the Mastodon fediverse.