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I don't think I've actually made an intro on here yet.

Hi. My name is Beyond and I'm part of Clovers. I'm a post-fictive, I'm a reaper, and I am 19 years old. I've been here the longest, aside from the host, and I recently became official co-host. It's a process. I hate socks and capitalism. I like weed, strawberries and magical girl anime. I do crossword puzzles and I want to learn how to draw. Maybe buy a ukelele. Not sure yet.

🅱️​ut anyway, hi. I'm 🅱️​eyond.

Okay will someone tell me what the fuck kind of salad this even is

Oh so when *you* do it, it's called a party, but when *I* do it, it's called a felony confetti incident

attack on alc culture 

What if there was a shark movie called 'Card Sharks' where there were sharks trapped in cards and then they come out and eat people?
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id like to introduce you all to our mascot here at cryptid industries

her name is sherma and she's a beautiful shorse, which my scientists have reliably informed me is something Which Does Not Exist, therefore, we have adopted her and will love her forever

i like how doctor cox is used in scrubs to express that its always in a doctors best interest to go behind the bureaucratic, classist system of medicine to help people.

Schizoaffective? More like SchizoaFICTIVE, am I right?
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psychosis things? 

trauma mention 

Inside you there's a fox, a hen, and a sack of grain

Okay, so I was thinking
What the hell is with the Black Eyed Peas? Like, what even was that?
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ICE Raids - Last Minute Reminder - Keep People Safe If You Can 

me: My last name is so embarrassing, I hate it.
me, 3 seconds later: I NEED this 'Happy Birthday' mug, without it I cannot be a happy Birthday.
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There are no words in any language on this planet to describe how little I care about Tom Brady.
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adoption 

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