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💛 lol actually we're blurred as shit whoops love that dissociation because we're fuckin liars

🧁 us: lifts weights, goes hiking
Also us: needs a fucking cane sometimes

We feel like a fraud 🙃🙃🙃

🌩️ this dog... Has the nastiest eye boogies ever...

🧁 we have??? A job interview on Thursday??? What

mh - but a joke 

hypervigilance more like "you cannot rest here, there are enemies nearby"

🌺 massive cocon headache but we can't leave!!!

🍬 he's uh. He's a lil bit dumb but that's okay bc same

🍬 as y'all can tell, we wanna go home

🧁 holy shit we got a last second long call this is queerphobic

🐮 we haven't gotten paid today. I'm freaking out I won't be able to pay my CC or car or phone

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Plural Café

Plural Café is a community for plural systems and plural-friendly singlets alike, that hopes to foster a safe place for finding and interacting with other systems in the Mastodon fediverse.