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imagine being a sailor moon villain. you're trying to commit evil and then a fuckin teenager in a tuxedo throws a rose on the ground. what the fuck. please

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daily reminder that the phrase "carbon footprint" was created by BP in an ad campaign in order to try to shift the blame from themselves onto individual consumers and stifle any collective action against the fossil fuels industry.

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I have a question for trans plural systems, especially in cases where at least one headmate identifies as a similar gender to the body's assigned gender at birth. If you went on hormones, how did it affect the entire system? I have decided I really want to try going on T, probably low dose, and my guess is it would be pretty great for everyone except possibly Maura but I am also confident she can find ways to be herself as she always does. Feel free to share adjacent experiences with other deliberate body changes in the context of plurality as well. Thank you.

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21st century "scientists" wasting their time trying to use probiotics to cure autism when they could be making hallucinogenic probiotics that you can publish music on

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7 Epic Clothing Companies For Non Binary Folks and 1 That's Even Remotely Affordable And All They Sell Is Boxer Briefs And Sports Bras

By Chaxtine Wealthingdonton

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If there is one thing I can't resist it is herbal medications from ethnic grocery stores. I now have kwan loong oil and aceite de manzanilla and am very happy.

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Rubik's Goldberg machine

A rube goldberg machine that require you to solve a puzzle before you can apply the ridiculously convoluted mechanism to accomplish a simple task.

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wtf I HATE this Linux operating system you installed on my computer!!!
I can't even get my Norton antivirus working!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Stop leaving these saucers of milk out, you'll only encourage pests and vermin," my parents chided.

"Alright," I promised.

It was easy to promise that since the saucers I put out for the pixies wasn't milk - it was a heap of bread crusts, drizzled with honey and cream.

They never once soured our dairy cow nor scared our hens eggless.

In fact, our peas were the sweetest for miles and our gourds won first prize every year since I started.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

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A little bit of a bummer that when I was a child I would see satellites and think "SCIENCE!!!" now I see them and think "SPACE TRASH!!!"

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microsoft 

I got my microsoft account locked from suspicious sign on activity and I don't know if it was me or not. It was from my IP address but I have a VPN running so either it was me or it was someone using the same VPN

minecraft 

I am suddenly really mad that to play Minecraft on the Switch I need a microsoft account. I would much prefer to not have one

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I just replace every instance of "labor shortage" I see with "Inadequate wages"

polyamory 

my sister didn't know the word metamour and referred to my "girlfriend in law" lol

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Plural Café is a community for plural systems and plural-friendly singlets alike, that hopes to foster a safe place for finding and interacting with other systems in the Mastodon fediverse.