あのバカたち @The1AndMany@plural.cafe

Hello there!

We are Rez. We are a plural system with 6-7 known components, depending on how you count it.

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Sam: Here since birth. Usually human. Likes technology and anime. Technically started as the host, but has settled into a mostly-equal role. He/him, 💙, Feb 1.

Logan: First non-host headmate. Anthro fox by default, but tends to change form whenever inspiration strikes. Used to be Sam's fursona. Likes bad puns and dad jokes. If we're shitposting, it's almost certainly Logan. They/them, 🧡​, Jan 20.

Max: Sam's little counterpart. Age varies, typically around 10-13. Incapable of thinking about adult stuff, including lewdness. If he's around, Sam probably isn't. He/him, 💙​, Feb 22.

Q: Used to be our collective subconscious. 1-foot-tall ruby dragon. Powered by Clarke's Law. Strongest body dysmorphia out of all of us. Currently teaching the rest of us self-care. It/its, ❤️, Apr 22.

Shawn: Isekai protagonist. Anthro canine, details unknown. Died protecting his little brother. Hasn't had much time to figure himself out, due to our tendency to get stuck together. He/him, 💜, Nov 24.

X: Literal alien. Currently studying life on Earth. May end up leaving once research is complete. Always speaks in third-person. No pronouns, no heart emoji, July 4.

(There's also one headmate who prefers to stay away from social media.)

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Misc. system information below:

Body is masc-leaning non-binary. They/them pronouns very strongly preferred, but he/him will do in a pinch.

If you met us afk and asked if we were plural, we wouldn't deny it. But it's not something we bring up a lot, simply because it's a hassle to repeatedly explain to the uninitiated.

Asking for our "real name" will likely get you blocked. It's Rez.

Not always the best at staying separated from each other. Trying to practice, but progress is slow-going. Usually most distinct while trying to fall asleep.

Unable to compartmentalize information as of yet. With the exception of Max's child-safe filter, something you say to one of us will probably be heard by all of us.

Became aware of plural status 1/20/2020, but we suspect we've been plural for much longer than that.

Open to answering any/all questions about plurality. Please keep an open mind when asking, and be aware that we don't speak for all plural systems.

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Alright, I think that about does it. See you around!

They're saying that all the games will be "exclusive" or at least have "exclusive versions" that you can only get on the Amico.

When it inevitably fails, we really hope someone figures out how to archive them and port them to other systems.

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The length of the Gregorian Calendar's month and year were decided not based on the orbit of the Earth, but on how long it would take the average person to get used to writing the current month/year.

Specifically, it was decided to make these units end precisely when someone had unlearned their old force-of-habit and replaced it with a new one.

In other words, if you sometimes write "2/1/2020" when you mean "3/1/2021", that is very much intentional.

"Generally speaking, businesses that have just spontaneously combusted aren't usually hiring."

Remember that time that Bethesda released a $2.50 DLC for Elder Scrolls: Oblivion that did nothing but give your horse a set of cosmetic-only gold armor?

Remember how that was, at the time, considered to be the most aggregious form of in-game monetization?

We miss that.

We only just learned that Dragon's Den exists, and I already think it's way better than Shark Tank based solely on the name.

-Q, a dragon

Suddenly remembered that Cartoon Network used to advertise its shows by putting entire clips into the middle of commercial breaks.

Specifically, we remember one that was advertising their MAD show by just showing the entire Star Wars: The Groan Wars skit with a brief intro and mentioning the scheduled air time at the end.

We should see if we can find that show online somewhere...

"There's no pizza jail."