Moral issues aside, here's when I had to put down Atlas Shrugged because I was laughing so hard 

Dagny: I've always felt I was different because I'm so smart and don't have emotions.

Francisco: I like that about you. We're bad people because we only care about money.

Dagny: But no one likes me. Maybe I should do badly in school so that I'm popular.

Francisco: -slaps Dagny-

Dagny: You just hit me. I like that.

Francisco: I do too.

Me: what thE dAMN

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