Eija @Eija@plural.cafe

anything with custom emojis is immediately the best thing ever
ESPECIALLY if they don't COST FUCKING MONEY to use

ralsei:
- is boy
- has cool clothes
- is cute
- would never boost porn
- is generally pure

I am Not ralsei

Don't forget to carry your alternate genders on your tactical rig or in your pockets so that you can quickly swap them out in stressful situations

Doodling some characters tonight.

Ceci n'est pas une percer

Hot take: Games that let you pick your gender should let you change it /on the fly/.

Good for genderfluid critters I bet, and /definitely/ good for plural critters.

more ukulele practice

I've been practicing bach's cello suite #1 prelude for my sister, and it's very relaxing once you get in the groove

why yes, I do write alt text for all my posts, it's why I'm so sexy

you too can become sexy by writing image descriptions for your posts and encouraging others to do the same
(if you do not wish to become sexy, writing alt text makes you very cool instead)

new codl dropped

vitally important research

the short version of "super nintendo entertainment system" is pronounced

Hey, you are here today. I'm fucking proud of you. Seriously. Just being around for another day, no matter how shitty it is, or how tough it is to exist, that's an accomplishment. I'm really happy to have you around. You matter. You might just be a number on a list of folks that are existing in some capacity, but think about how happy that might make someone to have one more person around. You're doing that. You can do this. Keep it up. ☀️

I have an announcement.

updated picture of all my plushies :3

hi all, thank you for all the donations the other day but sadly i wasn't able to reach the needed amount. i still need another 150 to keep me through to the end of the month.

before Christmas there were some problems with pay. bonuses were rescinded at the last minute and my mum, for whom i care as she has fibromyalgia, was declined her benefits. anything helps as i'm down to less than five pounds for the month.

https://www.paypal.me/PsyChuan

i don't know who you are, but i despise you

(don't use fancy characters like this, it's a dick move to anyone with a screen reader or on a device with poor unicode support)

i am a good kitten and you are a good you