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you breathe air, huh? name 3 organs in the respiratory system.

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every guy on overwatch who doesn't wear a shirt is trans. they wanna show off their neat no scar future top surgery that's just the truth

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#Bowser #mastocats #cats

He’s not trying to climb out, I don’t know what he’s doing. But he’s my son and I love him.

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✨💖💜🔮 — 2018 artfight thing for jiaooma @ twitter !!
#art #digitalart #mastoart #creativetoots

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Know what would have been better than James Cameron's Avatar?

The same movie except entirely from the perspective of the Na'vi and without the white savior bullshit

A

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mastadon pays popular tooters with dopamine

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nurse: the lab results just came back. why the fuck is there koolaid in your blood.

me: ò̸̢h̷̼̯͘ ̸̟̟͎̫̻̅y̶̐̌͘͜͠e̶̬̻̻͖̍͋a̸͔̓̂̑͝h̴̜͍̘̖͂̒͒́

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when ur pet shoves their head under ur arm to get ur attention retoot if you agree

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trans girls are so beautiful and perfect :blobcatmelt:

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A-C-A-B!
TELL YOU WHAT THAT MEANS TO ME!
FUCK POLICE-- A STATE DISEASE!
AND THE CURE IS ANARCHY! 🏴🏴🏴

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cishets are legally not allowed to exist. sorry, i dont make the rules.

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#XmasPartyAftermath

Wore a purse that didn’t match my dress just so I could sneak in a couple Tupperware bowls and juke some catered food. Got a bunch of shrimp scampi and ‘gourmet’ tacos n a burrito, plus a bottle of wine. They laugh at my big ‘fire truck’ bag well who’s laughing now you hungry suckas?? I got snacks for days💅

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