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Oh my god a trans guy who dresses up as a schoolgirl works in the store right by us thank GOD and he’s wearing green plaid like me hell yeah K

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hi, we're taking music commissions, for tracks of any reasonable length, starting at $40 (boosts appreciated)!

we can do game soundtracks, cinematic piano, various electronic music and more, check out our portfolio here, and DM us if interested!
soundcloud.com/user-967987950/

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Hi I'm Full or Center(Full), I'm kinda weird dork and part of Aury System's host subsystem.
I'm a goblin, but I don't bite. well I do but only if I like you and you're cool with it.
I also shitpost and make horrible cursed mods sometimes rarely.

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as a streamer, i'm obligated to say that you should NOT use any kind of ad blocker because streamers get some nonspecific amount of money from ads.
an example of a blocker that does work on twitch without interrupting the stream is github.com/cleanlock/VideoAdBl which you should again NOT use

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Chaser behavior??? K 

They say the internet has everything yet no matter how many times I Google “trans lesbian cat girl tickling” the universe simply does not provide

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Horny KB & verb 

I let her read my journal entry where I said I like when she tickles me because it makes me sound girly and feel embarrassed and now she’s started laughing at me more during I think 😳😳

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sorry yall i kinda started using birdsite a ton again but i do wanna use this more because i'm finding that birdsite is literally manipulating my thoughts with recommended tweets. bluh

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twitch stream promo 

tomorrow! 14:00 CDT
see our like, debut on twitch!
twitch.tv/mindmeshlink
gonna stardew a valley again! hopefully! assuming steam isn't still crashing our computer by then. if it is, who knows, maybe something else

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ok very specific question / prompt but

how would a chair for a humanoid with wings be shaped,
totally not asking for "we are currently having to sit forwards in our chair because of wingfeels" reasons

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Just saw a delightful turn of phrase, "The only thing anyone can take from me is notes"

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Story world where people have super powers that strengthen based on connections and one person who has the power to see connections. She builds community and as a knock off result there are a bunch of black supers, herself included, that emerge.

White superheroes and villains occasionally happen and have flashy but shallow powers.

Villains become attuned to rival super heroes and begin to be able to counter them.

The story revolves around people minding their black business while the age of super heroes crumbles but they continue to protect themselves and each other.

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Did that use this term as a racist dog whistle or because they don't know the history behind the term? A fediverse choose your own adventure story.

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What do you do when you genuinely regret the impact your actions had on someone but see no acceptable way to modify the behavior in the future.

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Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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new phrase: "Let's Tarot it." based on "Let's table it," to say you'll put off the situation presented until a more opportune time. This phrase here indicates a situation is bothering you, but you either don't have the time, resources, or experience to know what to do, so you agree to leave it to the cards

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I wonder how many of the US states outlawing abortion right now also don't let felons vote.

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Wild that some folks grew up taught that is they are lost and need help find a police officer.

Like imagine living in a world where there are a bunch of folks walking around designated to help you instead of a bunch of people waiting for the thinnest excuse to murder you.

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Just because you lost an opportunity you really wanted because you upheld your boundary doesn't mean you shouldn't have stuck to that boundary. It just means it wasn't the right time/place/person/whatever.

It's okay to be sad about it though.

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