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Lyricsposting 

What a treat
It is to be
Nonbinary
Ma chérie
Tee hee hee
Bitch

(Arca - nonbinairy)

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"Can you merge my changes please?"

"What? you didn't address any of the bugs all you did was make it so it can't spawn any child processes."

"Yeah you told me to fix the code?"

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I wish all sleepers are sleeping well and wakelings are waking good and all the tiredom can find some rest pretty soon.
Good time fedi.

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kill your heroes*.

*yes this includes the company that is making your favourite plushies & printers.

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i want to transition to cat girl. give me fancy eyes that dilate into saucers when i see something i like. a cute tail. ears that can detect my prey in the bushes

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cooling tip for breast havers: aim a fan at yourself and lift them so the fan cools your underboobs. i just discovered this now

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:dragnmelt: Somedude I didn't know shot a video of me practicing contact staff, then he asked me if he could share it on his networks and he just naturally felt like adding a glitch effect on top of it :dragnhearteyes:

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selfie, eye contact, food, boosts and stuff welcome 

bun eat a strawberry

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robot stuff 

🍃 that sweet feeling of being plugged into the power grid and your system frequency temporarily locking itself to the AC frequency.

That feeling of steadiness, of calm, of, for just a bit, being part of something so large and yet so fuzzy.

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@charlag I don't have favourites, and I've encountered a lot of attempts to figure out the "best" ones that should replace all the others, which makes me very uncomfortable on both a personal and a "that's not how life should be" level.

Mine: I usually say "es oder egal-welche Neopronomen" in chill situations and "er oder es" or "er ist ok, oder einfach nur mein Name" in less chill ones when people ask. If they don't ask, I might correct them to er or es. People use a bunch of different pronouns for me, but mostly er, es and sie, and how ok any of those (including the ones I actively say I want) feel depends a lot on context.

The common ones seem to vary by scene (which could be online contexts or different gatherings in different places, and ofc there's always "generations" in queer spaces, like, xier is an old pronoun used more by people who've witnessed its creation more closely, dey is a new one with people very actively figuring stuff out rn). In some that I've encountered, sier is common, in others hen or per, in some xier or dey or even es. I certainly associate different social vibes with all of them. But currently "keine Pronomen" seems most common to me.

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"we don't have to legitimise our perception by speculating about the underlying ongoings in our brains", simple but often-forgotten.

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Hrmmm, we should find a collective name for our system, but how? .-.

Thinking about something with the word "family" since we kinda see our system as one...

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selfie, EC, ACAB 

They told me I would go to prison if I kept telling them how much I hate cops, so I tattooed it on my face so they never have a doubt about it even if I dont tell it.

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de, meme, terfs 

hehe hab gerade das meme von 2020 wieder gefunden

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I have to say the longer i look at it the more i like it.

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reminder: there's no such thing as shark infested waters.

There are human infested waters though

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Ice successfully broken. Someone posted lewds to get folks to shut up about OSHA puns lol.

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Join a new discord and see an empty nsfw channel.

Break the ice by immediately posting OSHA violations

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Bard Cleric duo called thots and prayers but thots is the cleric who worships some kind of love or lust deity and prayers is the college of lore bard with expertise in religion.

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