Barkeep @Barkeep@plural.cafe

kill your heroes*.

*yes this includes the company that is making your favourite plushies & printers.

Isn' my desktop label printer the cutest?

i want to transition to cat girl. give me fancy eyes that dilate into saucers when i see something i like. a cute tail. ears that can detect my prey in the bushes

cooling tip for breast havers: aim a fan at yourself and lift them so the fan cools your underboobs. i just discovered this now

Somedude I didn't know shot a video of me practicing contact staff, then he asked me if he could share it on his networks and he just naturally felt like adding a glitch effect on top of it

bun eat a strawberry

🍃 that sweet feeling of being plugged into the power grid and your system frequency temporarily locking itself to the AC frequency.

That feeling of steadiness, of calm, of, for just a bit, being part of something so large and yet so fuzzy.

@charlag I don't have favourites, and I've encountered a lot of attempts to figure out the "best" ones that should replace all the others, which makes me very uncomfortable on both a personal and a "that's not how life should be" level.

Mine: I usually say "es oder egal-welche Neopronomen" in chill situations and "er oder es" or "er ist ok, oder einfach nur mein Name" in less chill ones when people ask. If they don't ask, I might correct them to er or es. People use a bunch of different pronouns for me, but mostly er, es and sie, and how ok any of those (including the ones I actively say I want) feel depends a lot on context.

The common ones seem to vary by scene (which could be online contexts or different gatherings in different places, and ofc there's always "generations" in queer spaces, like, xier is an old pronoun used more by people who've witnessed its creation more closely, dey is a new one with people very actively figuring stuff out rn). In some that I've encountered, sier is common, in others hen or per, in some xier or dey or even es. I certainly associate different social vibes with all of them. But currently "keine Pronomen" seems most common to me.

"we don't have to legitimise our perception by speculating about the underlying ongoings in our brains", simple but often-forgotten.

Hrmmm, we should find a collective name for our system, but how? .-.

Thinking about something with the word "family" since we kinda see our system as one...

They told me I would go to prison if I kept telling them how much I hate cops, so I tattooed it on my face so they never have a doubt about it even if I dont tell it.

hehe hab gerade das meme von 2020 wieder gefunden

I have to say the longer i look at it the more i like it.

reminder: there's no such thing as shark infested waters.

There are human infested waters though

Ice successfully broken. Someone posted lewds to get folks to shut up about OSHA puns lol.

Join a new discord and see an empty nsfw channel.

Break the ice by immediately posting OSHA violations

Bard Cleric duo called thots and prayers but thots is the cleric who worships some kind of love or lust deity and prayers is the college of lore bard with expertise in religion.

Want to see dude get Isekaid and excited to do magic and stuff only to find out magic is done through like weaving and stuff and he has to learn all these crafts they derided when they were in the old world but through the process they find it really enjoyable once they sit down to actually learn the weaving and she learns to appreciate and listen to the folks teaching her she kind of sheds all the old world baggage and behaviors that were holding her back and takes her armor she weaved herself and goes out to be a badass assassin in season 2.

Anyway on week three of trying to figure out how to access a value that's not stored locally because I have to access three systems and collect 7 crystals to be able to read the data

Eigentlich hab ich gar kein Bock mehr, dass wir ständig immer das selbe erzählen müssen und niemand zuhört. Nicht im Sinn von sich die Sachen nicht anhören, sondern mehr so... weiß nicht, es folgt keine Handlung, es ändert sich nix an Strukturen. Man redet und redet und redet und bewirkt am Ende nix. Das macht mich echt fertig. Seit 4 Jahren nur Gelaber. Warum ziehen sich Leute Stories von anderen rein als sei das irgendwie Kino, wo man nach dem Film wieder raus geht? Die drölfzig Hashtags da zum Thema Armut oder Sexismus als Beispiel. Wie lange müssen wir noch immer wieder auspacken bis mal was angepackt wird? Kann 1000 Leuten erzählen, dass wir auf Platte waren und warum. Und was is dann? Nix. Bisschen Mitleid und Ende. Bisschen Saviour spielen und wenn man nicht dankbar is, dann Tschüss. Ätzend!