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the cowardice of quickly reacting and unreacting "no" on my inclusive plurality takes, if you're gonna do that leave it up so i can block you & everyone else can know for their safety

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Hmm...I'm thinking about our interest in alters and learning about ways to manage systems, and if someone asked why we have this interest, well, I do like existing.

-Nichiya

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How the fuck ever do people manage clothes shopping while plural

Someone: "Ooh i like this thing! And this one! And this one! Actually maybe not that last one. Or the second one."

Me: "Wait who wanted these and who doesn't want these"

Head: *crickets chirping*

-_-

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You ever just feel Soft about your brain roommates?

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ableism / Chronic pain / jumping through hoops with doctors 

Doctor: You have fibromyalgia.

Me: Oh, sweet. Finally a doctor who recognizes that.

Doctor: Here are some meds to manage the pain and magnesium to help with cramping.

Me: Cool! Can I also get a doctor's note for my work so they know I have fibromyalgia?

Doctor: No.

Me: ... Why not?

Doctor: Because I don't treat chronic pain. You need to see a specialist to get a note.

Me: ............... but you just.......... treated me....... for chronic pain............ and I need the note *now* for my work so I don't get fired when I miss days......

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our feelings on being hypersexual when you're plural 

E: unanymous opinion here: being more than one person in bed is fantastic :plural_heart:

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local kobl is of the opinion that all kobls deserve hugs and pets, to be delivered at earliest convenience

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Sea of Thieves tall tale 

we've been trying to be as confusing as possible lately in SoT. Like, pulling up besides docked ships, jumping a shitload of cargo over onto their deck, and then just silently sailing away.

calling ourselves the gift cryptids :v

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Current project: writing a CLI notes app in Python that supports multiple users on the same account, i.e. a terminal-based notes or journal utility for plural folks. Proving to be a really good way to learn Python! Thinking we'll share it once it's got functionality in place.

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wow plurality do be really affecting every aspect of our life huh

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"How are you going to science without separating science from other science?!?"

our gf, on the required presence of a centrifuge in videogame science equipment

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Me as a child: I want to go to space because it would be cool and fun
Me now: Please can I leave this godforsaken planet??????

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our gf just called us the "systaurs" and we're amazed we didn't come up with it first

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my friend: usually goes by "moth"
my friend: posts something from an account that is "several moths"
me: :bun_think:

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enthusiasm caps, queer religion collective 

R: we talked with the Razor Blade Collective on their first meeting and they're everything we dreamed of, not just a queer umbanda crew but actively engaging with all the stuff we care about involving it. whitewashing, stereotypes, ancestral debt, gender vs. tradition etc.

E: "We're going to organise a massive gira exclusively with LGBTQ folk, I'm telling you right now we're going to change the structures of the universe so much that it's going to RAIN GLITTER" ✨✨✨

E: even the cis gays there have concluded the same thing as us, pombagiras are totally travestis
C: that one's kinda obvious
R: they're also organising concretely in many ways to support queer folk who face prejudice in terreiros. we're going to update umbanda girls

E: I look forward to try and be part of this and describe myself as "elilla, anarchist, possessed umbanda witch, registered antifa and member of the Razor Blade Collective" ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

C: come on, you know you ~are~ a part of this already, folx there love you too

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