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Lol I just got a $100k car towed out of a fire lane. This job rules.

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Hi. I'm Nicol. I'm part of Sadie System. The only other active person in my system is @bunny_jane .

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💥 ...so much for being done with finding headmates.

Hi. Flash here.

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relationship status: hissing at my partner while he hisses at me because we're dorks

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♟🚿Team “send all your politically minded headmates upstairs and ignore election results tomorrow” here. Who’s with me?

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Hey siri

How to cancel depression long enough to unpack my printer

Thanks

- egg

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Hi people! I'm Sarah, I'm pan, poly, and part of a small tulpagenic system.

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The one decent thing about work uniform + mask is that it's entirely impossible to perceive our gender, apparently. We've had 3 people tonight stumble over trying to gender us. I am thoroughly pleased.

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Tired: living past your trauma and flourishing out of self love
Wired: living past your trauma and flourishing out of spite

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introduction 

Hello! I am a Ghost who protects my Guardian, Gwyn (@lunalapin) and generally assists where I can with her life stuff.

I like music and podcasts, and helping people find stuff, and generally being helpful. I like playing music and radios for people.

I am not usually super talkative as I prefer to be more observational and assistive, but thought one of these would be appropriate regardless.

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Why we say AFK instead of IRL 

We have bee using AFK instead of IRL for a few years now because we had a massive realization. With the advent of technology and how much it connects people, unless you are doing an RP or something, your life on the internet is just as much your real life as not online. So, for us, it makes a lot more sense to say AFK instead of IRL

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🚿Holy FUCK I’m the one that remembers Spanish! Listening to salsa music with dinner and the lyrics suddenly make sense

WHAT. THE. FUCK

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🗡y’all, it’s so good to be out and about. After 25 years living in the recesses of Cassia’s mind it’s nice to breathe fresh air and to be _listened to_

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"i need gummy vitamins so that i actually take my vitamins like a responsible adult because i am not a responsible adult"

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dang we're coming up on the anniversary of us figuring out the whole plural thing already!!

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The satisfaction when your therapist says 'you're all such different people' in your session.

-[...]

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Today's mood is: i have drugs literally 50 feet down the hall that might help my problems but moving that far is an issue and I feel like I'm dead inside.

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Consider: my feathered ass

but also consider: it is possible to have a nuanced critique of shitposting that neither paints it as universally good nor disavows it completely.

But mostly consider how fluffly my butt is

it's such a fluffy butt

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Ah you think rainbows are your ally? You merely adopted the gay. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see straights until I was already an adult lesbian, by then straightness was nothing to me but herecy!

-Bane

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Maybe we should just have a moratorium on jokes about entire fucking instances.

Every instance has their quirks, some of which can be quite funny, but there's so much inter-instance drama that is is actually quite reasonable to read such jokes as a threat.

Better to judge individuals, unless said individuals are admins and are doing fucked up shit.

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Plural Café

Plural Café is a community for plural systems and plural-friendly singlets alike, that hopes to foster a safe place for finding and interacting with other systems in the Mastodon fediverse.