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Fedi culture is asking "what's bofa?" roughly every three months

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mostly not serious. mostly. 

i am so tired of being the default front monkey

right

for every day you fuckers back there dont take over for me i am going to buy one more sheep-themed trinket from etsy

🐏

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selfies, eye contact, boosts welcome 

at least i look kinda cute

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I have some catching up to do an a lot of apologies for dropping off the face of the earth/going dormant. But its good to be back.

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Guess who's back
back again
headmate's back
tell a friend

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bi lesbian discourse, lesbian separatists being exorsexist/biphobic 

why do lesbian separatists act like the only nonbinary people that exist are either "female-aligned" or "male-aligned?"

like i always see the argument that "lesbians can be attracted to woman-aligned nbs! that doesn't make you bi!" or "you can't be a lesbian and be attracted to male-aligned nbs!" and like

  1. why's it always assumed that bi lesbians are attracted to men

  2. why can nobody remember that not all nbs are "aligned" like that or use those words in a homogenously-defined way?

  3. hoo boy would it surprise them to know there are "man-aligned" butch lesbians because again, that term only means whatever an individual defines it to mean

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Hey random fucking stranger on the street don't goddam yell at me about my legally handicapped parked car you absolute fucking kumquat

- fin

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I don't wanna get out from the weighted blanket

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coming out (+) 

GG: just came out as using the name jade to my (ten-year-old) brother
GG: and it went really well!!!
GG: already came out (mentioning system details to her that my siblings do not urgently need to know) to mom and that went well too, so...
GG: just my sister left!!! :0

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still waiting for folks who make fun of "reading theory is ableist" to actually make good on their words & put in the effort to make it accessible instead of just mocking people

so far we've seen one person share some things that helped them out

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unnecessarily violent 

burn all corporations to the ground and use the bodies of asshole techbros and managers as the fuel

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selfies, eye contact, boosts welcome 

[insert angsty caption here]

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You ever just really wish you identified with a certain label because the flag/symbol for it is really cool?

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realizing that like, no cis person in the system cares about gender lol

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Our body is way too old to have living with our parents ruining fucking everything

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plural.cafe emoji updates (lesbian flags) 

  • replaced :ms_lesbian_flag:​ locally; other instances will still see the pink flag.
  • added :ms_sapphic_flag:​ if you want to guarantee other instances see it
  • removed :ms_lipstick_lesbian_flag:

still thinking about whether or not to do anything with the orange & pink flags... we are firmly on the side of bi lesbian validity and personally think it implies a butch/femme binary, but we'll spend some more time thinking about it.

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Plural Café is a community for plural systems and plural-friendly singlets alike, that hopes to foster a safe place for finding and interacting with other systems in the Mastodon fediverse.