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that wonderful feeling when you see your gf so happy with her partners

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how to sell a movie to Phoebe

  1. "it has giant robots in it"
  2. "it's cute, and has giant robots in it."
  3. "it has lots of giant robots in it"
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🦊 plural things is mixing first person singular and plural in the same word. ie "ourself"

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Integration (+) 

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new indicator of who's fronting: how we feel about egoism

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leather seats are misogyny

this post brought you to by trying to get up from a leather seat while wearing a short dress and being ever so slightly sweaty

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Phoebe: there's tiny horses there's tiny hoppy horses eeeee

deer are now called tiny hoppy horses
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henlo i'm buny and this is snugglebutt *hops into a cuddle puddle*

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plural exclusionism and racism, prejudice against spirituality, syscourse 

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me: "oh look a pretty dress i wonder how much it costs"

price tag: One Hundred Sixty Dollars

me: *backs away slowly as if from a grizzly bear that hasn't quite noticed me yet*

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syscourse and plural exclusionism mention, alternatives to "System Pride Day" 

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System stuff, not fitting in /2 

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plurality shitpost 

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System stuff, not fitting in💙 

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yesterday i was on speaker phone with my parents and my cat heard me talking

she started looking around for me and when she realized my voice was coming from the phone she started nuzzling it

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Work (+) 

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So hey, I’m Phoebe, I’m our host, I’m the captain of this perpetually sinking ship we call ohshitspacecats
We also have Lilith, resident biologist and part time demon
And Becky, she’s a little glitchy, but she’s a good robot, I’m glad we have her.
We wanted to properly introduce ourselves on the platform.

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Plural Café

Plural Café is a community for plural systems and plural-friendly singlets alike, that hopes to foster a safe place for finding and interacting with other systems in the Mastodon fediverse.