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Tiana: ugh my feet are killing me why do i have to front all the time

me, happily in headspace: piggy 🐖

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💿 the voice of Master Chief saying trans rights was the greatest thing

i grew up on Halo, it means so much to me hearing that same voice that's been with me for so long in my games giving his support to me and others like me

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Mildly rude, absurd 

@krysti @somarasu I'm sure the NSA has ways to analyze scrotal wrinkles like fingerprints

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We're learning about how to deal with customers who have a problem.

"you are representing the company and not just yourself as a private person, so use "we" instead of "I" when talking to customers"

(Not) just plural things?

⭐🐼

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🐰 anyone else ever see a eevee and just swoooonn

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Preacher on campus circa 2009: *points at me* 👉 What's your name?

Me: Jack

Him: Jack, are you JACKED UP ON JESUS?

Me: I'm trippin balls, dude.

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💿 normalize bringing plushies with you in public
normalize being affectionate with plushies in public
normalize having plushies

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PSA about self-defense 

Take this from a system with a black belt in Judo and who helped teach martial arts classes for 3 years on a college campus: *ahem*

Pepper spray saves lives.

Carry pepper spray if you can.

We have a black belt and we carry pepper spray

Thank you.

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🐰 finded something when i was looking on hard drive

dis me if i was a eevee

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🌺 legally changing my name to hol.ly as a bit

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loving girls gives me feelings like sitting down on a snowy day by a toasty fire with a soothing cup of favorite tea

love me some girls. wish the universe would let me use this power :///

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oh this discord incident is reminding me i should come up with a disaster recovery plan for plural.cafe that isn't just "hope taylor is available"

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💿 Phoebe is the glue that holds our system together.

the central tower we surround, connect to, and protect.

Phoebe is wonderful.

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I'm new to this instance and also to talking to other systems pls help/chat!
Copice system, body 26 years old goes by Vesh or Raleigh 🌱🌱🌱

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i tried making a system map! based on the idea that the size of the circles indicate time fronting and the proximity indicates the people's closeness with one another

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Plural Café

Plural Café is a community for plural systems and plural-friendly singlets alike, that hopes to foster a safe place for finding and interacting with other systems in the Mastodon fediverse.