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was at the store alone
cashier says "you guys have a good night"
all of us: B)

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The ex hates the nose piercing, which is how I know it was a good decision.

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tech 

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now that this will be my new main account i thought i should probably do an

hi! i'm rei!
i'm 20 years old, agender and asexual.
my pronouns are she/her or they/them.
i'm vampire and if you find any others, please tell me because i want to make many vampire friends.
i'm and got ocd.
i speak english and german.

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💿 Phoebe found a running furret emoji on discord
it's taking far too much effort to prevent her from spamming the hell out of the emoji
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restless leg syndrome is just snake tail dysphoria

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Ask yourself: Will the people who need this cw really change because I threw this thing on their timeline? Does this person really deserve to be triggered?

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CW your politics. Not doing it because you can't avoid it yourself is a dick move. I'm all for not letting people bury their heads in the sand but ignoring cw's for any reason is shitty and unproductive

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🐖 the piggy of good lucks is here to make sure you has a good day and get that thing you wants
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bun! i'm a bunny bun! and i bun bun bun and i bun bun bun

- 🐰 Phoebe the buny (she/her)
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dentist, in-system affection (+) 

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sleep, relationships + 

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R: I'm Asexual and it's taken me 7 YEARS to work that out properly and now I'm just really happy and really comfortable!!!!! :heart_ace: :heart_ace: :heart_ace: :heart_ace:

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re: furries, weird, not sure how to cw but it's not good 

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@xander @SuperGideon 🐰
😒 ✋ being a druid because you like the class
😄 👉 being a druid because you can tf into your fursona
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🐰 when you favouritest plushie is fresh out of the dryer and is extra mega softs

-melty buny-
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Partner bought Planet Zoo and we shary a Steam library, so, naturally, I'm playing it now.

My zooself spent 5 minutes staring at a rock and laughing in random intervals. Mood.

🐼

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just relationship anarchy/polyam things:

helping your wife get another partner 3 days after just getting married www

it's our first anniversary (yesterday) and we just realized she has another anniversary on the 12th :P

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Plural Café is a community for plural systems and plural-friendly singlets alike, that hopes to foster a safe place for finding and interacting with other systems in the Mastodon fediverse.