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Abuse; Positive 

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syscourse 

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good morning it is i, a big heckin question mark

- ?

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welcome @psykes they're my best friend, singlet and incredibly supportive and want to learn whatever they can about systems!!

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gonna be real i never know if anyone on this instance is talking about a systemmate or a person outside of their body and im pretty sure this also applies to myself

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anyways so sometimes I draw and you guys should follow our art tunglr coffeehedonist.tumblr.com and our art insta, we're (@)coffeehedonistic on there lol. Have a Saki, I wanted to draw her ever since Spell watched zls lmao
-Uta

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I want to curate a non-fiction anthology about multiplicity, containing different interviews (conducted by me) and pieces written by systems.

But I don’t know how to find a publishing house or editor.

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venty, system status wondering, long text 

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re: syscourse, abuse mention, long 

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syscourse, abuse mention, long 

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9 things that I learned today at host work

1.I can pretend to be host for 8 hours without anybody noticing.
2.White truffle oil both tastes and smells like kerosene and putting it on fries is morally wrong.
3.I am not as averse to tomatoes as my host is. I ate half a cherry tomato today and it wasn't like, good, but it didn't make me feel sick.
4.Torching crème brûlée is so much fucking fun.
5.Making croutons is a lot harder if the bread isn't already a little bit stale. Restaurant bread is only good to eat if it is warm and there is butter.
6. If I hadn't already learned some kitchen speak before I went in, I would have been fucked. The language of the kitchen isn't English, Spanish, or even Spanglish. It's Kitchen.
7.Kitchen people are a little weird. I like it.
8.Cooks don't eat meals. They eat stray fries and mistakes.
9.Holy shit, I do NOT want to be a line cook. I like doing the prep part but fuuuck the service part and the working in close physical proximity.

🅱️​

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A mug that says: "Don't ask us who we are until after we've had our coffee."

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"protector" role struggles (-) 

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@lynnesbian
I demand my 5 minutes back. That shitstain's obsession with you is just cringey. Not funny at all

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Pornography, Influence of 

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@corgilesbian and I have been working on renovating this Minecraft woodland mansion for a couple weeks now, and the ballroom floor looks dope now

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Selfie, ec 

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Someone keeps playing a bangin banjo riff inworld and stomping like a bluegrass beat and that's sick and all but I have to teach in about 2 mins and my head sounds like a redneck drinking festival

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Plural Café

Plural Café is a community for plural systems and plural-friendly singlets alike, that hopes to foster a safe place for finding and interacting with other systems in the Mastodon fediverse.

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