Barkeep @Barkeep@plural.cafe

watched some classic tetris world championships yesterday and it almost restored faith that competitive games can still be fun and folks can lose not just gracefully but celebrate people who do better than them

probably helps that they're competing on score on two consoles simultaneously and not directly against each other

i like the way we phrased that

"thinking a lot about wheels" like, just, independently of anything. wheels are good though, love to see round things spin

https://twitch.tv/fidgetcetera
late start because we uh, just crawled out of bed after a nap, sorry! enjoy some tunes while we get our shit together

https://twitch.tv/fidgetcetera/ come hang out for some kerbal space program?

🐉 A combination of smoke and morning fog over our swamp.

me: "i need to do the thing"
brain: "i'm so fucki'mg,,, BORED"
me: "brain please i'm hungry"
brain: "FEED ME ENTERTAINMENT"

@extinct Imagine being an accomplished author and having such a bad take about words.

got a 2019 nissan sentra as a rental and just

there is zero point in creating vehicles like this. it's not fast, it's not fun, it's not spectacularly fuel-efficient, the brakes are terrible, it sucks more to ride around in than your average bus or train, and it can't carry a whole damn couch inside of it. why does this exist.

petition to call dissociating an "epic alter moment"

currently staring at a 400+ instance allow list since we're considering switching over, and wondering if this will actually be more maintainable than the blocklist is

https://plural.cafe/proposed-allow-list.txt

i have good aesthetic tbh

The truly oppressed are the nocturnal. Those of us who can't do shit during "normal business hours." When we're awake, the stores are closed, phones are off, everything is shut down.

Fuckin night crew, rise up!

how does discord keep fucking up its UI so hard

surely someone should've noticed before release that inactive servers don't have icons any more

Juste found out a paper on tulpamancy. Not read yet, dunno what it worth.

https://www.academia.edu/36354977/Tulpas_and_Mental_Health_A_Study_of_Non_Traumagenic_Plural_Experiences

One of my clients got a rescue dog from a shelter recently and her name is broccoli and she is perfect

I forgot the word for 'retiring', and my brain decided the closest thing was 'going out of style'

IM SORRY? I HAVE 65 FOLLOWERS???? HELLO???
i thought this was a small instance so im happy that so many people have noticed us

am kyoot

I finally had to get a state id card at the DMV after putting it off for years, and i didn't know till i got there that our state allows X as a gender marker and doesn't require a letter to change it, so i just

casually changed my marker to X

nice

re: last boost (from @firedemon, regarding monsterpit doing less dangerous things when servers change keys) - we cherry-picked this change over to plural.cafe, should deploy in about half an hour