Barkeep @Barkeep@plural.cafe

Dear Wikipedia Word of the Day,

I could have happily gone my entire existence without knowing what a "fatberg" was.

Sincerely,

Ultraviolet

Thanks to my nephew, my wife will now have it in its head to create a 6-foot long furby dragon because Beyond just HAD to use the phrases "a Furby as tall as a man" and "taller than [its partner's] dad"

Hell hath no fury like an enby scorned

saw them again today

do i like. make business cards to give to queer folks i see in public or how do i approach this

‪#art #drawings #abstract‬

this is your irregular reminder that an apology comes with a change of behavior or it wasn't an apology~

!!! I learned you can get furbies easier on some sites other than ebay, scored these two friends!!

I'm gonna turn the one on the left into a Furb-rantula, and the one on the right into a Long Furby but shaped like an Eastern Dragon-lookin thing? But for now they are just regular-body friends.

And of course there's the matter of names, haven't worked those out yet. Probably will when I actually get them in the mail :P

If anyone happens to be scraping this toot to sell to Russia, tell Putin I said he's gay

hey if you're a coheed & cambria enby who takes the dallas train

i really do like your buttons we should hang out

endogenic = caused by hormones

also i love archie so much! he's the first plushie we ever had and i'm so happy i still have my blue dino friend ​

and i just ordered him a green friend today so i'm going to try to be patient and wait ​

It turns out what we need is more vitamin D. And by "D" I mean Diiiiiiicccckkkkkk

My Mastodon Schedule:
-Toot nothing for a long time
-Shitpost
-Toot nothing for a long time
-Shitpost again

FOMO on the variety of headmates that others have. Brain, please, this is neither Pokémon nor any sort of competition?!

Jerks on the internet: selective mutism means you're just choosing not to speak.

Me, physically straining to try to return my wife's "I love you": :')

@vantablack While I'm on the subject, fuck those anti-weed commercials that are like "if you smoke weed, you won't play with your dog anymore. You'll just deflate like a beach ball on the couch." Like, when I'm high all I want to do is play with dogs.

I'm relatively sure the years 2003-2005 happened, even if I remember almost nothing. I have a few disjointed events I can remember happening but I can't place them in time

Brain: toss your phone out the window

Me: No. Why?

Brain: You gotta.

Gender? I would die before suffering such dishonor

ah yes, d&d, or as I like to think of it, 'design your next introject'