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Enjoy :)

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Server Nitty Gritty (Don't Worry About This) 

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Dear Wikipedia Word of the Day,

I could have happily gone my entire existence without knowing what a "fatberg" was.

Sincerely,

Ultraviolet

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Thanks to my nephew, my wife will now have it in its head to create a 6-foot long furby dragon because Beyond just HAD to use the phrases "a Furby as tall as a man" and "taller than [its partner's] dad"

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saw them again today

do i like. make business cards to give to queer folks i see in public or how do i approach this

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this is your irregular reminder that an apology comes with a change of behavior or it wasn't an apology~

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!!! I learned you can get furbies easier on some sites other than ebay, scored these two friends!!

I'm gonna turn the one on the left into a Furb-rantula, and the one on the right into a Long Furby but shaped like an Eastern Dragon-lookin thing? But for now they are just regular-body friends.

And of course there's the matter of names, haven't worked those out yet. Probably will when I actually get them in the mail :P

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If anyone happens to be scraping this toot to sell to Russia, tell Putin I said he's gay

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hey if you're a coheed & cambria enby who takes the dallas train

i really do like your buttons we should hang out

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system little things 

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Mild lewd 

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Swear words 

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mh, fomo, plurality 

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Jerks on the internet: selective mutism means you're just choosing not to speak.

Me, physically straining to try to return my wife's "I love you": :')

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@vantablack While I'm on the subject, fuck those anti-weed commercials that are like "if you smoke weed, you won't play with your dog anymore. You'll just deflate like a beach ball on the couch." Like, when I'm high all I want to do is play with dogs.

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Dissociative amnesia 

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Intrusive thoughts 

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Gender? I would die before suffering such dishonor

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ah yes, d&d, or as I like to think of it, 'design your next introject'

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