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plural.cafe instance meta (rules rewrite) 

Hello folks! @starfall speaking, we spent some time yesterday rewriting the rules section with an eye on making paragraphs shorter and our values more explicit.

They haven't taken effect yet; the draft can be seen at hackmd.io/@starfall/plural-caf

Some things are added to the old rules, not just reworded:

* "blatant advertising" -> "corporate advertising", with a specific exception for self-promotion
* explicitly sex and kink positive, but these must still be content warned appropriately
* explicitly sex worker positive, give or take some legal requirements
* required content warnings section added, with some of the most common triggers we know of
* some changes to the bot account policy - bots must be opt-in, not opt-out, automated posts shouldn't be on public
* more explicit federation policy around suspending some servers that don't block servers we suspend

Feel free to comment and suggest changes here or @ us directly.

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References transphobia and stupid toxic masculine joke thing idk what to call that I call you a virgin as an insult which is very silly nonsense obviously 

I regret to inform the members of my gender and sexuality class that many women do, in fact, have boners and it’s a lil embarrassing you haven’t seen any actually you virgin HAH got ‘em

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I have a more femme voice than other headmates and I get the impression it really changes how people treat us — also people will like make their voice really high when they talk to me and idk if it’s on purpose but it’s weird haha 🔮

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6 years into my transition and im finally wearing crop tops like i always wanted to aa

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Frankfurt am Main, pol, drogen 

Weil in letzter zeit immer wieder über das frankfurter bahnhofsviertel geredet wird. In Frankfurt Bahnhofsviertel wird halt das sichtbar was viele menschen nicht wahrhaben wollen. Viele Süchtige, obdachlosigkeit.

Und ja natürlich ist es mit Corona und der inflation schlimmer geworden. weil immer mehr menschen ganz unten landen.
Manchen fordern jetzt mehr cops und kameras. Aber das verlagert das ganze doch nur in andere Stadtteile. In den Gallus, das Gutleutviertel oder Hauptbahnhof süd- und nordseite. Das die Zustände schlimmer geworden sind liegt nicht an Frankfurts Drogenpolitik sondern an der Gesellschaft. Immer mehr Menschen die abstürzen und Cops und Kameras lösen eben keine Gesellschaftlichen Probleme.

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selfies, eye contact 

we bought the cutest outfit at hot topic~! uwu :3

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selfie and sockies, eye contact, ageplay kink and general horny energy 

this outfit is cute and right now it's creating vibes of "daddy's slutty little boy"

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Superheros are meeting in a group and talk about their superpowers:
Uhm hii I can shoot spiderwebs that's soo handy.
Oh cool I am super strong.
Uhm me I am just rich.

Like it says so much about this society that being rich is considered a superpower.

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Phew I’m sure everyone will be relieved to know I did in fact cum eventually I just had to stop looking at the porn I didn’t like and look at porn I did like instead 😌 K

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explaination: in citations the books of marx and engels are often shortend to MEW.

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random weird bit of very casual ableism 

so i see "crutch" as a metaphor for situations of unnecessarily relying on stuff often

but today i saw for the first time "wheelchair" in a similar context. someone saying "help me out of my wheelchair of inactiveness" (as in, help me get active in playing this game again)

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Omg...a client praised me to my manager at work, who then told her boss, who then told HIS boss, who then told the VPs of my division, at a pretty big company...!
my tarot literally said "your hard work will finally be recognized" this month. wow, that panned out

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ohhhhhhhhmygod i literally just got that the tusky icon is supposed to look like a pair of tusks 😵‍💫

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topless, eye contact, selfie, 

Happy Teusday everybody!

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With riots and internet censorship in iran, there is an increase in tor traffic to be expected.
So if you have bandwidth and data there is an easy way to make your internet connection to a tor proxy with snowflake.
snowflake.torproject.org/

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dysphoria 

Does anyone else find it very weird.....Looking down at the body. The shape. That it supposively belongs to you. Trapped in it. No way out. Like....how does this even work, this body? It's so.....foreign

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kink(sort of) 

Just got home from an all-day visit with our partners, and they tickled me so much that I'm still feeling phantom sensations. -μ

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Hiiii, I'm Pixel!!! *jumps excitedly up and down*

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