Barkeep @Barkeep@plural.cafe

Ice successfully broken. Someone posted lewds to get folks to shut up about OSHA puns lol.

Join a new discord and see an empty nsfw channel.

Break the ice by immediately posting OSHA violations

Bard Cleric duo called thots and prayers but thots is the cleric who worships some kind of love or lust deity and prayers is the college of lore bard with expertise in religion.

Want to see dude get Isekaid and excited to do magic and stuff only to find out magic is done through like weaving and stuff and he has to learn all these crafts they derided when they were in the old world but through the process they find it really enjoyable once they sit down to actually learn the weaving and she learns to appreciate and listen to the folks teaching her she kind of sheds all the old world baggage and behaviors that were holding her back and takes her armor she weaved herself and goes out to be a badass assassin in season 2.

Anyway on week three of trying to figure out how to access a value that's not stored locally because I have to access three systems and collect 7 crystals to be able to read the data

Eigentlich hab ich gar kein Bock mehr, dass wir ständig immer das selbe erzählen müssen und niemand zuhört. Nicht im Sinn von sich die Sachen nicht anhören, sondern mehr so... weiß nicht, es folgt keine Handlung, es ändert sich nix an Strukturen. Man redet und redet und redet und bewirkt am Ende nix. Das macht mich echt fertig. Seit 4 Jahren nur Gelaber. Warum ziehen sich Leute Stories von anderen rein als sei das irgendwie Kino, wo man nach dem Film wieder raus geht? Die drölfzig Hashtags da zum Thema Armut oder Sexismus als Beispiel. Wie lange müssen wir noch immer wieder auspacken bis mal was angepackt wird? Kann 1000 Leuten erzählen, dass wir auf Platte waren und warum. Und was is dann? Nix. Bisschen Mitleid und Ende. Bisschen Saviour spielen und wenn man nicht dankbar is, dann Tschüss. Ätzend!

Finally! Now i can date clones of me.

Why can't we have a goal of improving things by making them simpler instead of this constantly growing chaotic tower of software and services and channels and servers

A thing that's bothered me for years is that an inclusive safe space that implicitly or explicitly requires me to buy something, is not an inclusive safe space for me. I can be okay with it if I can afford it, but often the need to pay for the locations and employees, especially if paying anything resembling a living wage, puts it out of my price range anyway.
A safer space should be carved out by illegal occupation of private property, probably through the use of sledgehammers and crowbars to remove the locks, hostile architecture and other impediments thereto, and Margaret Thatcher's grave will suffice to meet the need for a gender-neutral bathroom.

I unbraided my neurons but it didn't make me less braindead

Sure dogs are great, but have you seen all those beautiful creachers and pretty friends ?

Goblins, kobolds, cyborgs, wolves, færies, octopuses hedgehogs, mermaids, cats, dragons, you, jellyfishes, dolls (not limited to doll Nadja), stuffies, tentacled eldritch horrors, Gigger's spawnlings, biblically accurate angels, polygons, supernovæs, T-34s, radiators, toasters, the Stal Daddy™, swelling giant metal rods .................

I wanna fuck a friend in the ass.

I just found out there's folks cancelling their commissions of Filipino artists because they're upset about the election. Like, Murrican folks who are like, "oh no, The Philippines is fascist now, so all their people are bad. I should cancel."
What the fuck. If your artist says some racist shit or something, or has shit politics and means people harm, sure, drop them like a hot potato, but this is folks deciding folks are evil because... what, they think the election was fair? They think everybody there has the same politics? What kind of racist scum can't see that there's apparatus at work here that a simple artist, often an oppressed person themself, has no say in and can only try desperately to tread water to stop from drowning in it?!

reminder not to throw certain mental illnesses under the bus. you cant claim to care about mentally ill people and then throw people with psychotic or cluster B disorders into the "red flag" category just for existing.

artists please stop trying to sell nfts

Amusing mastodon. Thing. Seeing someone talk about taking someone for walkies and not knowing if they are talking about another human.

je voulais attendre de faire de belles photos demain pour poster des glitchs mais en fait j'pense je vais juste en poster plus que prévu 🤭

Mrrp

i used to like- keep a public card about our system and let singlets follow me on simply plural and stuff but like- I kinda realized i just don't wanna share that info with people, it's not really anyone else's business, so i stopped. I'm kinda proud of myself for realizing when i was sharing more than i was comfortable with tbh

another step in my name change process is done